What to watch on Tuesday, September 13...
Break a bottle of champagne over your television, because the fall season has officially begun! Check out all of these brand-new things!
SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 10pm, NBC
Don't take this the wrong way, but I have a new theory about Parenthood: It's basically Degrassi for adults. I mean that as a compliment! Anyway, in tonight's season premiere it's business as usual for the Bravermans and pals: Sarah's dealing with turning 40, Amber's taking baby steps, Adam considers going into business with Crosby, and Alex spills a secret to Julia.
SERIES PREMIERE, 9pm, CW
Out of all the new fall shows, this is definitely the one that stars Sarah Michelle Gellar in a dual role as estranged twin sisters. Basically she plays a recovering addict and ex-stripper named Bridget who goes on the run from the mob only to find herself impersonating her richer, meaner sister Siobhan. (Hey CW, I don't remember selling my life rights!)
Sons of Anarchy
Tonight Clay cuts a deal with the Mayans that doesn't sit well with the rest of the gang, plus Gemma stresses out that Jax might find out more about her past. Meanwhile MY motorcycle gang kicks me out for eating all the Fudgesicles.
SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 8pm, CW
Apparently the teens of West Beverly High found time to attend class and get decent grades, because now they're in college! In tonight's premiere, we'll see how Naomi handles being a PREGNANT freshman, plus Navid and Silver have relationship issues after moving in together. Also Liam and Annie continue their bizarre, slow-mo romance and Adrianna struggles to reverse her monstrous reputation.
ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9pm, ABC
Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words
Tonight ABC devotes two hours to recently unearthed recordings of Jacqueline Kennedy discussing her life as a tragic first lady and fashion icon. Tune in to hear her recounting of JFK's assassination, plus her slightly indelicate opinions of Martin Luther King, Jr. (Ugh, the '60s!)
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
It's Worth What?, 8 p.m., NBC
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
Downsized, 9 p.m., WE
Flipping Out, 9 p.m., Bravo
Wedding Fabulous: Sherri Shepherd Gets Married, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., Style
What Not to Wear, 9 p.m., TLC
Big Sexy, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., TLC
Billy the Exterminator, 10 p.m., A&E;
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Rachel Zoe Project, 10 p.m., Bravo
Teen Mom, 10 p.m., MTV
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History
Web Therapy, 11 p.m., Showtime
Awkward., 11:30 p.m., MTV
Al Gore on The Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Common on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Ellen DeGeneres on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
James Woods & Kathryn Hahn on Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Judge Judy Sheindlin on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Nick Swardson on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Roseanne Barr & Pauly D on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Will Arnett & Girls on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?