What to Watch Tonight: The Premieres of The Neighbors, South Park, and Modern Family

What to watch on Wednesday, September 26...

Tonight we bear witness to just under a dozen premieres—and most of them aren't reality! And here I was starting to think the world had forgotten about scripted television. Take a look at all that we have to look forward to tonight:

SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
The Middle
I don't know why, but I feel like this has been on way longer than four seasons. It's just so comfortably familiar. In "Last Whiff of Summer" Frankie starts to feel a little too nostalgic about her youthful summers while Axl sacrifices his to attend summer school. Not only that, but Frankie also tries to pressure her kids into telling her which parent they love best. Meanwhile, Sue makes an effort to bond with her father and Brick grows a single tomato. Good for Brick!

TWO-HOUR SEASON 14 PREMIERE, 9pm, NBC
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
In the two-hour long "Lost Reputation, Above Suspicion" Cragen gets arrested after a prostitute shows up dead, and while authorities figure out what's really going on, the squad gets an interim captain who's a little too strict for comfort. And as Cragen does get investigated, suspicious eyes turn to the entire precinct. Also, Cassidy continues working undercover in a prostitution ring.

SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 9pm, ABC
Modern Family
Well if it isn't the show that swept the Emmys yet again! Whether you love or hate the superfluous attention it got on Sunday, one thing's for certain: It's back on television. (And you thought I was going to comment on the quality). In tonight's premiere, "Bringing Up Baby," Jay celebrates his bazillionth birthday and as is customary doesn't want to be bothered, but Phil decides to take him fishing, instead—and that turns out to be a great idea (sarcasm). Also, Gloria finally figures out how to tell him she's pregnant, Dylan "temporarily" moves in with the Dunphys, and Cameron and Mitchell think about adopting... a cat.


SERIES PREMIERE, 9:30pm, ABC
The Neighbors
Well, it's a show about aliens, I'll give it that. In the series opener, married couple Mary and Debbie Weaver finally make that big transition to the 'burbs and they think they've found the perfect gated community where their family can settle down. Of course, as soon as they figure out their neighbors are aliens they start to question their decision.


MID-SEASON PREMIERE, 10pm, Comedy Central
South Park
Back after a six-month break, South Park is coming back and I can only assume it's swingin'. In tonight's "Sarcastaball" Randy decides to spearhead a campaign to prevent head injuries in Football, and even though the execution of his ideas clouds the entire way the game is played, the new version of the game becomes a national sensation and one of South Park's students becomes an instant pro. Can you guess which one?


PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Animal Practice, OFFICIAL SERIES PREMIERE, 8 p.m., NBC
Survivor: Philippines, 8 p.m., CBS
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
Oh Sit!, 8 p.m., The CW
Guys With Kids, 8:30 p.m., NBC
Abandoned, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Criminal Minds, SEASON 8 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., CBS
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., Syfy
Not My Mama's Meals, 9 p.m., Cooking
Restaurant: Impossible, 9 p.m., Food
Sons of Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Toy Hunter, 9 p.m., Travel
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
American Restoration, 9:30 p.m., History
Dirty Little Lies, 9:30 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Auction Hunters, 10 p.m., Spike
Cajun Pawn Stars, 10 p.m., History
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, SEASON 13 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., CBS
Family Guns, 10 p.m., NatGeo
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, 10 p.m., TLC
How Booze Built America, PART 2 of 3, 10 p.m., Discovery
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
I Married a Mobster, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen, SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Cooking
Paranormal Witness, 10 p.m., Syfy
Restaurant Stakeout, 10 p.m., Food
Revenge, SNEAK PEEK SPECIAL, 10 p.m., ABC
The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Top Chef Masters, SEASON 4 FINALE, 10 p.m., Bravo
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
Key & Peele, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Penny Marshall on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Deschanel, and comedian Jamie Lee on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
British Prime Minister David Cameron, actor Jonny Lee Miller, and a performance by Mumford & Sons on Late Show With David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Kirstie Alley and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Keanu Reeves, Ginnifer Goodwin, and a performance by Hot Chip on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Ricky Gervais and Scott Speedman on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Jim Parsons on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

 

What are you watching tonight?

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i think we're forgetting a top of the line show here Key & Peele is back!!!!
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"The Middle" & "Modern Family" - WOO HOO!!!
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CSI and the soup
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South Park!

Modern Family

The Middle

The Neighbors (giving it a chance)

Animal Practice

Survivor

Guys with Kids

The Soup

Chelsea Lately

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SVU x2

Modern Family

(maybe but probably not) The Neighbors

CSI

Key & Peele

Dr Craig Ferguson and his Late Late Specialists
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Just Criminal Minds
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SOUTHPARK!!



I'm getting sick of Modern Family, it's ok but it's definately gone way down hill and is extremely overrated.
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It's ironic someone who likes South Park is saying something's gone down hill and is overrated.
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I'm really excited about L&O:SVU. I only started watching it last season when Danny Pino joined the cast. They had quite a cliffhanger. I'll watch The Middle, too. Love that show.
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Modern Family, maybe The Neighbors, South Park.
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South Park, Modern Family (I guess), Top Chef Masters.
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The Neighbors, South Park, Animal Practice, Restaurant Impossible, Paranormal Witness, Revenge
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Ghost Hunters, Paranormal Witness & The Challenge
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Is Revenge a new ep tonight? Not sure what 'SNEAK PEEK SPECIAL' means...
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It means not a real episode :(
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South Park
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ABC: The Middle & Modern Family

CBS: Nothing

NBC: Law & Order: SVU

FOX: Nothing

CW: Nothing



South Park

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I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
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Nothing tonight. I'm behind on Modern Family.
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SVU, Criminal Minds, maybe The Neighbors if I get bored
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REVENGE

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The Neighbors, Criminal Minds, CSI
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Modern Family (while I wanted TBBT to win Best Comedy, it's not MF's fault they won). Also will be watching Animal Practice.
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Animal Practice, even though technically I've seen the pilot.

Modern Family, even though it bores me now.

Craig Ferguson, even though he's awesome.
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Animal Practice -I've tried and I can't resist that monkey....
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Nothing on Wednesdays for me until Supernatural returns, however I've still got shows from the past few days to catch up on.
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Criminal Minds and CSI
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Criminal Minds + CSI.
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nothin
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Modern Family.
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Modern Family, Animal Practice...waiting for American Horror Story, Arrow, and Supernatural mostly. Might just watch the entire 2nd season of Suburgatory instead of catching up on the 1st (dont feel like catching up)
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Modern Family, Criminal Minds, South Park, Guys with Kids, OH sit, kidding about last one.
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Criminal Minds

The Soup

Chelsea Lately

Animal Practice

Conan

Modern Family (even if I completely agree with every word FringeFanatic wrote. I need background noise while catching up on housework. I'll save it for when I'm cleaning the toilets)

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Modern Family, The Middle, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, South Park, Key & Peele, Animal Practice, The Neighbors, Paranormal Witness and The Soup.
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I can't watch Modern Family anymore without getting irrationally angry. The increasingly ridiculous adoration from the Emmy's has turned casual indifference into outright annoyance. And the show itself is just spinning its wheels.

How many times can Phil try to seek acceptance from Jay? How many times can Claire feel neurotically insecure about her Motherhood? How many times can Gloria mispronounce a word to "comedic" results? How many times can Mitch roll his eyes at something painfully flamboyant Cam says?

Every episode familiar iterations of the same themes maddeningly resurface. The same things happen, but they put a fresh spin on the closing moral of the story. Sitcoms have more character development than this show.

It's the CSI of single-cam comedy ....

I'll admit Luke still cracks me up.
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True. Luke is the star of the show.
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Criminal Minds, CSI, The Neighbors, Animal Practice, Ghost Hunters, reruns...
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