What to watch on Tuesday, June 5...
Feels like this won't happen very often, but there's some surprisingly decent television on tonight! It helps that a number of scripted dramas are returning in addition to one or two not-terrible reality shows (not so fast, Jenny McCarthy). But don't take my word for it:
SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC Family
Pretty Little Liars
The long wait is finally over as America's favorite beautiful, small-sized fibbers return for a third season! In "It Happened That Night," the ladies reunite after a long summer of getting over Mona's secret and Maya's death. And then, of course, another "surprising event" shocks the whole town! Poor town.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9pm, NBC
Love in the Wild
Brand-new host Jenny McCarthy will be presiding over the wildin' out singletons this summer as Love in the Wild gears up for a second (and hopefully improved) season. In the first challenge, the cast will be split into teams of three and they'll have to wade through snake-infested waters while also obviously trying to look attractive to members of the opposite sex! Can they do it? Probably. Wet models tend to look good regardless of snakes.
SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9pm, TNT
Rizzoli & Isles
Your favorite team of lady detectives returns tonight, but their partnership is a bit worse for wear. In "What Doesn't Kill You," Maura's still feeling a little raw after the shooting of her biological father. Elsewhere Jane's in hot water after internal affairs learns of her on-the-job romance with Agent Dean. Aw, internal affairs just jealous!
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10pm, TNT
Franklin & Bash
Brotorneys-at-law Franklin & Bash return for a second season of chicks n' briefs! First on the docket: "Strange Brew" in which Peter and Jared try to nab a big beverage company for a client and possibly get promoted because of it. Meanwhile Peter hits on a cop, obviously.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10pm, Oxygen
The Glee Project
Our night of premieres also includes the return of The Glee Project, one of the few reality competitions that actually propels its winners to certain stardom! Tune in tonight as fourteen contestants face a challenge related to individuality and perform Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again," possibly in front of Lea Michele. So, yeah. If any of those factors appeal to you, don't miss this!
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
E3 2012 Expo, EVENT COVERAGE, 4 p.m., G4
America's Got Talent, 8 p.m., NBC
Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
The Catalina, 8 p.m., CW
The Real Housewives of Orange County, 8 p.m., Bravo
20/20 Special Edition: The Queen's Jubilee, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 9 p.m., ABC
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery
Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files, 9 p.m., Syfy
HGTV Design Star, 9 p.m., HGTV
Jane by Design, 9 p.m., ABC Family
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
16 & Pregnant, 10 p.m., MTV
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Hollywood Treasure, 10 p.m., Syfy
Kendra on Top, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., WE
Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo
Storage Wars, SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., A&E;
The Game, SEASON 5 FINALE, 10 p.m., BET
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
United Stats of America, 10 p.m., History
Let's Stay Together, SEASON 2 FINALE, 10:30 p.m., BET
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Savage U, 11:30 P.m., MTV
Andy Samberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Charlize Theron on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Christina Ricci on Tavis Smiley, 12 a.m., PBS
Emma Stone & Chris Hemsworth on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:34 p.m., NBC
Jill Biden on Colbert Report, 11:31 p.m., Comedy Central
Kim Coles on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Michael Fassbender & Callie Thorne on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Neil Patrick Harris & Noomi Rapace on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?