What to Watch Tonight: Touch, The Vampire Diaries, and Community

What to watch on Thursday, March 22...

Turn off your front porch light, close your vertical blinds, and take your phone off the hook (is that still a thing people do?), because it's Thursday and you know what that means: Good TV!

8pm, NBC
Community
Tonight the gang find Jeff even more narcissistic than usual after he goes on anti-anxiety medication and sees a good shrink. Unacceptable! Meanwhile Abed attempts to pay off his debt incurred by his celebrity-impersonation hobby by becoming a professional Bar Mitzvah entertainer.

8pm, CW
The Vampire Diaries
In "Break on Through," Damon's statuesque redhead friend Sage arrives in Mystic Falls just in time for a three-way. Meanwhile Abby adjusts to her vampirism and Elena reaches out to Stefan. Again.

"SEASON PREMIERE," 9pm, FOX
Touch
Oh, Fox Marketing Department. Why are you claiming that this second episode is the premiere? You rascals! Anyway, in this "Series Premiere," we'll check in with Kiefer Sutherland's troubled blue-collar dad character whose autistic son can predict the future via numerical patterns. Tonight's episode concerns the interrelated stories of strangers affected by a pawn shop robbery.

9pm, CW
The Secret Circle
Now that Adam and Cassie have done the deed they'll find out the extent to which their love is a curse: Jake might die! Meanwhile, reawakened psycho Eva will come after Faye, plus Charles will come after Blackwell. And SOMEBODY will have to clean up the hundreds of dead birds on Cassie's lawn before the neighbors complain.

SEASON 10 FINALE, 9pm, Lifetime
Project Runway All Stars
How's your Project Runway All Stars bracket looking? Tonight we'll find out whether Austin, Mondo, or Michael takes home the title of top designer on a season that nobody will ever consider canon. Congrats in advance to the winner! Now bring back Michael Kors and let's never speak of this again.

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Missing, 8 p.m., ABC
The This Old House Hour, 8 p.m., PBS
30 Rock, 8:30 & 9 p.m., NBC
Behind the Music: The Game, 9 p.m., VH1
Braxton Family Values, SEASON 2 FINALE, 9 p.m., WE
Selling LA, 9 p.m., HGTV
The First 48, 9 p.m., A&E;
Selling New York, 9:30 p.m., HGTV
Up All Night, 9:30 p.m., NBC
Archer, 10 p.m., FX
Awake, 10 p.m., NBC
Jersey Shore, REUNION SPECIAL, 10 p.m., MTV
Unsupervised, 10:30 p.m., FX
I Just Want My Pants Back, 11 p.m., MTV
Inside Comedy: Kathy Griffin & Steven Wright, 11 p.m., Showtime
Delocated!, 12 a.m., Cartoon Network

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Arsenio Hall on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Candice Bergen on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Jennifer Lawrence on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Kristin Chenoweth on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Nick Jonas on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Will Ferrell & Girls on Conan, 1 a.m., TBS

 

What are you watching tonight?

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community touch and awake

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Community, The Vampire Diaries, Secret Circle, Awake, College basketball
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TVD, Community and Awake and at some point The Secret Circle....



I may check out Touch though I found the actual premiere so irritating...
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TVD, Community!
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Touch.
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Community and 30 Rock.
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Just Missing for me.
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Community, 30 Rock x2, Archer, and Awake's last friggin' chance in my book. "Then catch Craig!" as CBS's awful promotions department would say.
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COMMUNITY!!!!!!!! Also, Touch probably.
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The Vampire Diaries, Community, Missing, 30 Rock, Touch, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, The Secret Circle, Up All Night, Private Practice, Jennifer Lawrence on Chelsea Lately, Lily Collins on Leno, and Kristin Chenoweth on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Community!
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I only watched half of the first episode of Project Runway All Stars. It sucked so bad! No Heidi Klum, No Nina Garcia, No Michael Kors (can't even remember if Tim Gunn was in this horrible season). Seriously crap! Bring me a new season and like you said: Let's never speak of this tragic event ever again!
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The Vampire Diaries, Community, Touch, Awake, Archer
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Community, The Vampire Diaries, Touch, 30 Rock, Archer and Awake
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Yeh, it's Archer's season finale tonight, the 2nd part of a 2-parter. I dug the first part.



So I'm kind of surprised a "Archer" doesn't get the mention while "The Secret Circle" and "The Vampire Diaries" get one with what looks to be regular episodes.
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Missing and The Secret Circle
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Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle. Unfortunately no POI.
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Kasabian in NYC! But will watch Community and Archer once I get home.
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C an you believe TV.com didn't feature ARCHER?!

O mg! I can't wait to watch TVD and TSC!

M ad Men season 5 premier this Sunday.

M an, am I glad the excruciating Fringe hiatus is coming to an end tomorrow.

U nsupervised.

N ever again will I attempt a post this ambitious.

I hope Awake gets picked up for a second season..

T ouch looks like a promising new show.

Y ahtzee! . . . I couldn't think of anything else for Y.



Oh yeah, and I'll probably watch Community, I guess.
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Y for You should watch Community!
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The Vampire Diaries and The Secret Circle and Awake!



DVR: Touch
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The Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle, Touch, and Awake
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COMMUNITY & ARCHER!!!!!



Also, The Vampire Diaries & The Secret Circle, Touch (again), 30 Rock, Awake and Unsupervised.
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Missing, Touch, and The Secret Circle
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Community, Touch, 30 Rock, Up All Night, Archer, Awake, and maybe maybe maybe Missing.



Also, the Late Late Show if it's new.
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I'm actually really interested to watch Touch after the 'actual premiere'. Community and well...no POI tonight
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Community, 30 Rock, The Vampire Diaries, The Secret Circle, Up All Night and Archer.
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The Vampire Diaries, Touch, The Secret Circle, Missing & Awake.
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The Vampire Diaries.
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CooooommmmmmUUUUUUUNNNNNNIiiiiiiiitttttttyyyyyy...what does that spell? Ginger hyped up on sugar!

But anyway, Community and The Secret Circle, and then maybe catch up on Awake, depending on the reacion to episode 4.
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How dare you forget The First 48: Missing Persons
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Greendale Community College (almost GCB, by the way), The Secret Circle, Archer, 30 Rock.
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The Vampire Diaries, Missing, The Secret Circle, Touch, Awake, Archer, Unsupervised, I Just Want My Pants Back, Conan, and Inside Comedy (ugh, Kathy Griffin).
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Touch, Secret Circle, Archer, Awake, Inside Comedy
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Season finale of Archer doesn't get top billing? Unforgivable TV.com !
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The Vampire Diaries (Elena and Stefan... mehh)
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