What to Watch Tonight: Warehouse 13, Alphas, and Bachelor Pad

What to watch on Monday, July 23...

Mondays, amiright? Impossible to avoid, but made better depending on what it delivers to your small screen each week. Lucky for you, Mondays have ramped up significantly since the last one we had to endure—the one exactly 7 days ago. Everybody, allow me to introduce you to Monday night television. Television, this is everybody. Now mingle:

SEASON PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
Bachelor Pad
Now that the love-sick Bachelorette is out of the way, let's make room for party-time! I still cringe when I think about how love-sick these Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants once were when they were chasing a single mate—only to turn into horn-dogging, money-grubbing, fame-chasing looney tunes on what's essentially the Bachelor Franchise reject show. But! All in a day's work? Or something? This season's cast features Chris from Emily's season (didn't he just leave?) and Lindzi from Ben's season—who apparently develops a thing for Kalon? Oy vey. Tune in for the train wreckage alone.

GRAND FINALE, 9pm, NBC
American Ninja Warrior
After what feels like weeks of finals on G4, NBC will air the American Ninja Warrior grand finale at last. It's great, because I've been desperate to know who will take home the title of most-able-to-get-across-an-adult-sized-jungle-gym. To be completely honest, I think this show would have been even cooler if it judged contestants on their stealth ninja prowess by making them jump across tin rooftops without making a 'thump' landing sound, but it's still pretty impressive to watch grown men confront the warrior wall.

SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 9pm, Syfy
Warehouse 13
I can literally feel your excitement through my computer screen right now. Warehouse has finally returned, and with a vengeance. In the aftermath of Warehouse 13's destruction, the team must race half-way around the world in search for an extremely dangerous artifact. Those who are left must decide whether or not to use it for their own personal gain, risking the deadliest of consequences. Yowsa, that sounds intense. I'm accepting wagers on what said "artifact" will be.

SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10pm, Syfy
Alphas
Syfy is just raking in the enthusiasm tonight. Alphas kicks off Season 2 with a hostage situation. And not just any hostage situation: Dr. Lee Rosen, who exposed the Alphas to the public, gets imprisoned by the government in an attempt to cover up any remaining information. But without Dr. Rosen around, the dismantled team members have regressed to their old ways—the only way to save themselves is to reunite and save Dr. Rosen. Can they do it? Yes they can! ...I hope.

10pm, MTV
Teen Wolf
You know, I wasn't going to feature this for a second weekend in a row. And then I read that this week's episode is going to involve Derek trapping the new wolves in a closet—or larger room of sorts—during their first full moon! Um, that's something I think everybody should see. Will it be a blood bath? Will they all just get along? It's quite the experiment, either way. In other Teen Wolf news, Scott and Stiles show up to Lydia's birthday party (awe) and Allison struggles through her increasingly strained relationship with Scott. Teens are so dramatic!

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, 8 p.m., VH1
Tia & Tamera, 8 p.m., Style
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Wild Justice, 8 p.m., NatGeo
Bad Girls Club: Mexico, 9 p.m., Oxygen
Bizarre Foods America, 9 p.m., Travel
Border Wars, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Blood, Lies, & Alibis, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Bunheads, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Cake Boss, 9 p.m., TLC
Chicagolicious, 9 p.m., Style
Love It or List It, 9 p.m., HGTV
Market Warriors, 9 p.m., PBS
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
Single Ladies, 9 p.m., VH1
The Closer, 9 p.m., TNT
The Real Housewives of New York City, 9 p.m., Bravo
Top Gear (U.K.), 9 p.m., BBC America
Bad Girls Club: Mexico, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Four Houses, 10 p.m., TLC
Hotel Impossible, 10 p.m., Travel
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
Locked Up Abroad, 10 p.m., NatGeo
Lost Girl, 10 p.m., Syfy
Miss Advised, 10 p.m., Bravo
Opening Act, 10 p.m., E!
Perception, 10 p.m., TNT
Push Girls, 10 p.m., Sundance
Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
The Glass House, 10 p.m., ABC
Teen Wolf After Show, 11 p.m., MTV

LATE-NITE HIGHLIGHTS...
Necessary Roughness' Callie Thorne on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Will Ferrell and Rufus Wainwright on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Ben Stiller and The Bachelorette's Emily Maynard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
George Hamilton and Margaret Judson on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS


What are you watching tonight?

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Kevin Nealon on Conan?

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Teen Wolf and Alphas! I can't wait for Season 2! Gary FTW!
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Warehouse 13 and Alphas!
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Alphas
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Alphas and MasterChef
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So Lost Girl & Alphas are on at the same time? c'mon
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WWE and Warehouse 13 in it's repeat.

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Lost Girl
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Warehouse 13, Alphas & Teen Wolf =]
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Alphas & Teen Wolf :)
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Teen Wolf! Because duh why wouldn't you watch that?
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Alphas!!
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Warehouse 13, Teen Wolf
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Bunheads and Alphas :D
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Awesome monday!!!
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Warehouse 14, Alphas (yay! please don't suck in season 2), Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, The Closer, Perception (it's not good, but it's not terrible yet), and Mr. Ferguson's Late Late Smut with Mr Tan himself!!!
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Alphas
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Warehouse 13, The Closer, and maybe Alphas

I wasn't that sold on Alphas last season, but there's not much else on tonight besides WH13
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Lost Girl is listed, but that is no longer on Mondays on SyFy. It's on Fridays now
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Warehouse 13
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American Ninja Warrior, Masterchef, Hell's Kitchen.
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YAY Alphas is back!!!!



Also Perception - I enjoyed the second ep much more than the pilot...
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Yeaaayyyy, Warehouse13 & Alphas!



Also: Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef, Bunheads, Perception
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Bunheads and Teen Wolf.....I need to catch up on Season 1 of Alphas before I start watching Season 2.
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Teen Wolf and Alphas and Craig Fergs. Maybe Perception.
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The Closer, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Perception
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Teen Wolf, Alphas, Warehouse 13, Bunheads, The Closer, Perception, Hell's Kitchen, MasterChef
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Teen Wolf and Alphas!



Even Mondays seem better in the summer.
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Not even the slightest mention of the milestone 1000th episode of Monday Night Raw?
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Milestone for WTF is this crap still on? lol
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TrevPlatt...get out of my head! Warehouse 13, Alphas, Teen Wolf and Perception as well.
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Teen Wolf

Alphas

Bunheads
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Warehouse 13, Alpha's, Teen Wolf and Perception.
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Bunheads.
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Teen Wolf, Warehouse 13, and Bunheads. Alphas was kind of meh until that last episode, so I guess I'll give season 2 a shot, but my hopes aren't high.
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Warehouse 13, Alphas, The Closer and Perception.
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Teen Wolf of course.
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Love the new icon! Although, it feels weird not seeing your name beside Jim and Pam. Kind of like an era has ended. But it's hard to go wrong with Derek as your replacement.
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Thanks :). Haha I know I've had the Jim and Pam icon for years. Felt like time for a change. But, it does feel weird to have a different one.
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Warehouse 13, Perception, Alphas, Antiques Roadshow, reruns...
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OMFG....WAREHOUSE 13!!!!!!

Then Teen Wolf and Alphas.
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Lost Girl isn't being shown on Mondays on SyFy - it got moved to Fridays.



MAD, WH13, Alphas and Ru Paul's Drag U.
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I'm excited for Alphas!
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WH13, Alphas, Perception, Daily Show and 1000th Monday Night Raw
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Alphas, WH13, Teen Wolf, and maybe Perception. I haven't decided how I feel about that last one yet.
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