What to Watch Tonight: Warehouse 13's Mid-season Finale, Bones, and HIMYM

What to watch on Monday, October 1...

Well, everyone, today marks my very last What to Watch report, as well as my last day with TV.com on the whole. I am moving on to another web space deep within the cyber forest, and the journey already tastes as bitter as it does sweet (I think there's a word for that). It has been a pleasure, and I wish you all endless days of TV-viewing bliss. The lovely and talented Anngie Dehoyos will be taking over from here on out, so please give her a warm welcome—she's an excellent human being. With that, let's take a look at what's on TV tonight:

8pm, Fox
In "The Gunk in the Garage," human remains are found after a hotel garage goes up in flames, but the investigation hits an obstacle when the team discovers their theories about a particular man's fate aren't correct. Also, Booth has to run off to help work on the department's budget, which could lead to a promotion for him, but while he's gone from the field Sweets gets a temporary partner. Uh-oh, is there to be rivalry in the air?

8pm, CBS
How I Met Your Mother
In "The Pre-Nup," the entire crew starts talking about pre-nups, thanks to Barney's extremely comprehensive pren-up that he proposed to Robin. This inspires everyone to start talking about what's most important to all of them in a relationship—but when certain folks realize their significant others have opposing principles, it puts them at odds with each other. And for Quinn all of this talk has led her to respond with her very own, very real pre-nup. Surprise, I love you, but surprise!!

Half the Sky: Turning Oppression into Opportunity for Women Worldwide
I'd just feel silly not to shed light on such a well-intentioned expose. Tonight PBS will air the first half of a two-part special about the oppression of women around the world, as investigated by New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof. Along with Eva Mendes, Meg Ryan, and Gabrielle Union, Kristoff travels to Sierra Leone, Vietnam, and Cambodia to discuss such issues as human trafficking and gender-based violence. But don't worry, it's not all sad—Kristoff also explores parts of the world that are making a conscious effort to educate their young women and give them the futures they so deserve.

9pm, CBS
2 Broke Girls
In "And the Pearl Necklace," Max and Caroline will be crossing their fingers for a call from Martha Stewart, as they have been ever since the homemaking guru tried (and enjoyed!) one of their cupcakes. But will that all-important call ever come? Also, Caroline loses a lucky charm... which probably doesn't help the whole "I hope Martha calls" situation. Womp womp.

Warehouse 13
How is it the mid-season finale already? WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?! In "We All Fall Down," the team will have to battle one of their own after Artie's obsession with the Astrolabe gets far too dangerous. Hmm, unless the Astrolabe inspires someone else to go all willy-nilly-nutso on everybody, I'm going to guess that Artie is going to be the one under fire. But hey, I've been wrong before! And that's why I love this show.

Alphas, 8 p.m., Syfy
Basketball Wives LA, 8 p.m., VH1
Breaking Amish: Extended Episodes, 8 p.m., TLC
Cypher Replay, SEASON PREMIERE, 8 p.m., BET
Dancing With the Stars: All Stars, LIVE, 8 p.m., ABC
iHeartRadio Music Festival, 8 p.m., The CW
Lovetown, USA, 8 p.m., OWN
Switched at Birth, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 p.m., USA
Partners, 8:30 p.m., CBS
All on the Line, 9 p.m., Sundance
American Chopper, 9 p.m., Discovery
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 9 p.m., Travel
Blood, Lies, & Alibis, 9 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E;
Love It or List It, 9 p.m., HGTV
Major Crimes, 9 p.m., TNT
T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle, 9 p.m., VH1
The Mob Doctor, 9 p.m., Fox
The Real Housewives of New York City, SEASON 5 FINALE, 9 p.m., Bravo
Chrissy & Mr. Jones, 9:30 p.m., VH1
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Bad Girls Club: Mexico, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Castle, 10 p.m., ABC
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, 10 p.m., Food
Fast N' Loud, 10 p.m., Discovery
Final Witness, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Gallery Girls, 10 p.m., Bravo
Hawaii Five-O, 10 p.m., CBS
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
Intervention, 10 p.m., A&E;
Revolution, 10 p.m., NBC
Ridiculousness, 10 p.m., MTV
$24 in 24, 10:30 p.m., Food
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
The Inbetweeners, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Get To Work, 10:30 p.m., Sundance

Stephen Colbert on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Bryan Cranston on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Zooey Deschanel and Maggie Grace on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Liam Neeson on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Ethan Hawke on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

What are you watching tonight?

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