What to watch on Tuesday, August 14...
Are you ready for some TELEVISION? TV has been slightly out-of-whack over the last two weeks, but now that the Olympics are over it's finally normalizing again. Actually, things are starting to feel so normal again that it's almost as though the Olympics never even happened. Eerie. Here's your line-up for tonight:
In tonight's two-hour return to television, "Swallow; Slip," Kane's life spirals out of control as he tries to adapt to his medical condition, but his supporters are beginning to lose faith in his ability to lead. Meanwhile, Zajac makes some serious headway on the campaign trail and Miller gets a story on Governor Cullen. That's a lot of filthy politics for two hours, but something tells me you're up for it.
Neal catches a glimpse of the art world in tonight's "Honor Among Thieves." When an art thief tries to make a deal with Neal in exchange for some pertinent information about his past, he's compelled to heist a critical piece of art without telling Peter or the rest of the FBI. Will he get away with it? Considering his background in conning, I'd be kind of disappointed in him if he didn't.
SEASON 2 FINALE, 10pm, TNT
Franklin & Bash
In tonight's second season finale, "6:50 to SLC," Peter lends a hand to an old high school buddy who's trying to run for governor but struggling thanks to an outed scandal while Jared's father makes a solid effort to buy out the firm. Will the guys be answering to pop from here on out?
SEASON 2 FINALE, 10pm, Oxygen
The Glee Project
Tonight's episode is called "GLEE-ality," which is a word play on RE-ality—but what about this episode makes it more Glee-ful than the other reality episodes? Chris Colfer (Glee's Kurt), that's what. Colfer guest mentor's in tonight's season finale, wherein a winner is finally declared and gifted the ultimate fan prize, their very own 7-episode arc on the Fox series, itself. Who's our new star?!
SERIES PREMIERE, 10:30pm, Comedy Central
The Burn With Jeff Ross
Comedian Jeff Ross is one of those faces you've seen everywhere but can't always place. Well, Comedy Central is finally giving you a reason to place him. In his new series, The Burn With Jeff Ross, he'll roast just about everybody he can. In tonight's season premiere, he'll target Sarah Silverman, JB Smoove, Amy Schumer, Ralphie May, and—wait for it, wait for it—meter maids. Huzzah!
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
America's Got Talent, 8 p.m., NBC
Craft Wars, 8 p.m., TLC
E! Investigates: Bullying: Celebs Speak Out, 8 p.m., E!
Hotel Hell, 8 p.m., Fox
Jaws Comes Home: Reloaded, 8 p.m., Discovery
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
American Gypsies, 9 p.m., NatGeo
Beverly Hills Nannies, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Design Star All Stars, 9 p.m., HGTV
Destination Truth, 9 p.m., Syfy
Hard Time, 9 p.m., NatGeo
How "Jaws" Changes the World, 9 p.m., Discovery
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
Mobsters, 9 p.m., Bio
Rizzoli & Isles, 9 p.m., TNT
Shipping Wars, 9 p.m., A&E;
The L.A. Complex, 9 p.m., The CW
Top Gear, SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., BBC America
White Collar, 9 p.m., USA
Wizards of Waverly Place, 9 p.m., Disney
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Counting Cars, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., BBC America
Collection Intervention, 10 p.m., Syfy
Covert Affairs, 10 p.m., USA
Gangsters: America's Most Evil, 9 p.m., Bio
Adrift: 47 Days With Sharks, 10 p.m., Discovery
Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Miami Dolphins, 10 p.m., HBO
House Hunters, 10 p.m., HGTV
NY Med, 10 p.m., ABC
Our America With Lisa Ling, 10 p.m., OWN
Storage Wars, 10 p.m., A&E;
Teen Mom, 10 p.m., MTV
The Week the Women Went, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., Lifetime
What Not to Wear, 10 p.m., TLC
World's Worst Tenants, SEASON FINALE, 10 p.m., Spike
House Hunters International, 10:30 p.m., HGTV
The Burn With Jeff Ross, SEASON 1 PREMIERE, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Matt LeBlanc on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Olympic gymnasts Gabrielle Douglas, Jordyn Wieber, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross and Alexandra Raisman and actress Jennifer Garner on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rebel Wilson on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Mark Wahlberg and author Sloane Crosley on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?