What to Watch Tonight: Whitney, One Tree Hill, and Psych

What to watch on Wednesday, March 28...

They call Wednesday "Hump Day" because it is the best day for tracking and capturing river monsters (with humps). That's not true, it's not true at all and I'm sorry for saying that. Thursday is the best day for capturing be-humped river monsters. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, right, Wednesday TV:

8pm, CW
One Tree Hill
The citizens of Tree Hill continue dealing with their very serious issues. Specifically, tonight Haley will host a boat festival; Mouth & Millie will make adjustments to their morning show; Brooke will deal with daddy issues; Julian will get motivated; and Clay & Quinn will try to spend quality time with Logan. See, all of these things sound hellish!

SEASON 1 FINALE, 8pm, NBC
Whitney
Oh, Whitney. You got decent ratings but I don't know a single person who enjoyed you. Oh well, maybe tonight you'll go out with a bang! In "Something Black, Something Blue," Alex and Whitney head to city hall in order to make things legal, but Whitney's inability to keep her driver's license up-to-date creates some problems. Also Neal will attempt to reveal his true feelings for Roxanne. Awww! (I'm guessing, I don't know. Goodbye for now, Whitney.)

9:30pm, ABC
Happy Endings
In "Big White Lies," Penny tells a white lie in order to avoid hanging out with a childhood friend, but that lie will spiral out of control amongst the rest of the gang. Meanwhile Max and Dave's landlord will attempt to evict them over their "robust love lives" unless Alex can sweet talk him out of it. (She does have skills.)

10pm, USA
Psych
Tonight the boys will attempt to preserve Woody's job after he makes a mistake during an autopsy. Will their discovery of the corpse's true cause of death exonerate their pal? And more importantly, will the entire process be hilarious? Both questions will be addressed tonight.

10pm, Comedy Central
South Park
It doesn't matter what the episode title "Faith Hilling" actually means except that it will probably invoke the titular songstress in a less-than-flattering way. The main plot deals with an "evolutionary development" that may or may not pose a grave threat to humanity. So. Yeah, sorry, Faith Hill.

SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 10pm, BBC America
Whitechapel
If one were to rank all of the TV shows that involve modern-day investigations into copycat Jack The Ripper killings, Whitechapel would certainly make the Top 10. Some might even put it at #1, but that's a matter of personal taste, of course. In tonight's Season 3 opener, Chandler and his team must look into the murders of four people trapped inside a tailor's workshop. Bring a mop!

PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
Are You There, Chelsea?, 8:30 p.m., NBC
America's Next Top Model: British Invasion, 9 p.m., CW
Bent, 9 p.m., NBC
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9 p.m., A&E;
Ghost Hunters International, 9 p.m., Syfy
Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, 9 p.m., Bravo
Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Sons of Guns, 9 p.m., Discovery
Duck Dynasty, 10 p.m., A&E;
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Monster Man, 10 p.m., Syfy
Real Vice: Miami, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Rock Center with Brian Williams, 10 p.m., NBC
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, SEASON 22 FINALE, 10 p.m., MTV
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land
Ugly Americans, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Adam Carolla on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Aziz Ansari & Ana Gasteyer on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Chris Elliott on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Dana Carvey & Mayim Bialik on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Jason Isaacs on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Mark Ruffalo on Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Rainn Wilson & Debbie Gibson on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC

 

What are you watching tonight?

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GHI, Are You There, Chelsea?, Hot in Cleveland, Monster Man & The Challenge
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South Park
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All right... I'll admit it. I like Whitney. I've been keeping my like of this show under wraps because it is so clearly despised by the critics. Admitting you like this show is sort of like saying you own and really enjoy the Spice Girls CD. I, however, think Whitney is hilarious. So, now you know one person who tunes in every week! Its certainly better than Two Broke Girls...
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I admire your bravery . . . I loathe your taste in TV, but I admire your bravery.
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American Idol and Survivor
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omg, there's nothing good on...
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Whitechapel, Criminal Minds rerun, maybe Psych, maybe Hot in Cleveland, maybe Happily Divorced...
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Survivor and OTH that is it
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South Park and Daily Show.
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Whitney should never be on the lat night picks. It only encourages her. I will be watching Happy endings and Conan. Well, At least the monologue...
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Happy Endings, Psych, Ugly Americans, that's it. Apparently CBS has foresaken me yet again. :-(



Psych - I love Woody the coroner played by Kurt Fuller, it's such a great piece of oddballism, a competent pro who is as weird as our Psych boys. That addition made a lot more joy for the show.
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Happy Endings, South Park, Bent, The Soup, Ugly Americans, One Tree Hill,
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ONE TREE HILL!!! ONE TREE HILL!! ONE TREE HILL!! I can't believe that there are only two episodes left!! I'm not ready for this show to end!!
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South Park & Whitechapel
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Happy Endings

Bent

The Soup

Chelsea Lately

Conan

Daily Show

Colbert Report
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Absolutely not watching Whitney nor Chelsea, which were both "supposed" to be so great,

and are so not. Psych is the one to watch tonight! All the ABC shows are repeats, so I

think I'll nap until Psych comes on...
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Bent
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Nothing, video game tonight!
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YAY for Happy Endings and Psych.



Also, The Soup and another try at Bent.
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Ugly Americans.
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Are You There, Chelsea?, Bent, Monster Man
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Bent, Happy Endings and Psych; COMEDY DAY! :D
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South Park, Hot in Cleveland
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Happy Endings and Psych for me.
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Whitney, Chelsea? (which is also season finale), Bent (x2), Happy Endings, The Soup, Psych, Hot In Cleveland, Happily Divorced, Mark Ruffalo on The Colbert Report, Ana Gasteyer on Jimmy Fallon, and Mayim Bialik on Conan (although weirdly enough I can't hate The Big Bang Theory)



Why is Bent on twice again this week? NBC doesn't seem to have much faith in it, seems like they're just trying to burn off the episodes to cancel it.. if they are then sucks for David Walton, it will be his 3rd cancelled NBC series in 3 years.. time to get away from NBC, man! lol
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Psych, ANTM
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You guys want to know what I'll be doing tonight? Well, I'm going to start the evening off by NOT watching Whitney. Then I'll probably settle in on the couch with a glass of Chianti and NOT watch Whitney. And to cap the night off I will muse on my blog about the superiority of a Snuggie to a Slanket and NOT watch Whitney . . . .



Oh yeah, in between all that I'll watch Happy Endings, Psych and South Park.
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Psych.
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Psych.
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Happy Endings.



However, I will not be watching Whitney or Are You There, Chelsea? I just want to make that clear.
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Isn't NOT watching Whitney the best?
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Psych, Hot in Cleveland, South Park, Ugly Americans, Monster Man and The Soup.
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Yey = Happy Endings. Meh = ABC isn't fully back still. :(
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