What to watch on Tuesday, July 5.
So begins another four-day work week (a.k.a. the LONGEST kind of week). Luckily Tuesdays are shaping up to be pretty decent nights of television, though? Don't answer that. Just hold my hand and tell me this week will go quickly. Oh, hey, look at these:
Tonight Peter and Neal pose as "wealthy bachelors" to try and snare a femme fatale/black widow type of lady. I'm not positive, but I'm guessing this episode will feature Matthew Bomer in a tuxedo. This show is like tuxedo porn, basically!
The guys suspect that A NUN may have kidnapped someone, plus Sutton finds an abandoned baby and starts asking the women-folk for pointers on how to be a good mother.
Annie begins to suspect that NASA has a mole (oh, NASA), plus the new tech operative rubs her the wrong way. Not the "wrong" wrong way. You know what I mean. Annie gets annoyed, is what I mean. Tech operatives, am I right?
SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 10pm, MTV
Did you miss them?? What do these teen moms even DO when there aren't cameras around? Raise their children properly? Doubtful! Anyway, MTV's first batch of teen moms are back tonight, so tune in to watch Maci yell at her ex about child support, plus Amber must choose between her babydaddy and her new boo. We've all been there.
10pm, Investigation Discovery
I (Almost) Got Away With It
Sometimes the funniest part about this show is how it demonstrates that no, this person did not almost get away with it. Not at all. Not even close. In tonight's episode, we'll follow the story of Konh Chung Bounnam, who went into hiding after a botched restaurant robbery. Bring it on, re-enactors!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
America's Got Talent, 8 p.m., NBC
MasterChef, 8 p.m., Fox
Pretty Little Liars, 8 p.m., ABC Family
101 Ways to Leave a Game Show, 9 p.m., ABC
19 Kids & Counting, 9 p.m., TLC
Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Life on the Line, 9 p.m., Science
Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History
Property Virgins, 9 p.m., HGTV
The Nine Lives of Chloe King, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Combat Hospital, 10 p.m., ABC
Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 10 & 10:30 p.m., A&E;
HawthoRNe, 10 p.m., TNT
Little Couple, 10 p.m., TLC
Million Dollar Decorators, 10 p.m., Bravo
Tosh.0, Comedy Central, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
What are you watching tonight?