What to watch on Thursday, April 14.
Get out your day planner, rip out tonight's entries, and throw 'em in a mud puddle because babygirl, you've already got plans:
The Vampire Diaries
In a sort of sequel to last year’s ridiculous 1950s-themed dance, tonight our favorite group of teens (and the monsters they sleep with) attend a 1960s-themed dance! Unfortunately, body-swapping Arch-Vampire Klaus promises to ruin proceedings, and Caroline continues to face an endless onslaught of heartache.
The inexorable march toward Steve Carrell’s departure continues as tonight Michael Scott trains his replacement, guest star Will Ferrell. [Common Sense Spoiler Alert: Will Ferrell will probably not become a permanent cast member.]
Aw, look: John Francis Daley co-wrote tonight’s episode! It concerns a myth-debunking TV host who gets real murdered. But was he killed by the legendary chupacabra, or merely by his professional rival, guest-star Jo Anne Worley? Only the most adorable Geek knows for sure.
SERIES PREMIERE, 8:30pm, NBC
The Paul Reiser Show
America must have demanded it, because Paul Reiser is BACK! In tonight’s series premiere, Paul Reiser (as himself) faces off against Larry David (yay!) for a game show gig. Oh, also: Andrew Daly is a cast member. FINE, The Paul Reiser Show. Fine.
Work gets very annoying for Nikita tonight, when she and Owen discover one of Percy’s black boxes but disagree over what to do with it, and THEN Percy sends Michael to London to KILL her. Poor Nikita! She should just brush off her resume and walk into the nearest Walgreen’s, because enough is enough!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Community, 8 p.m., NBC
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
First 48, 9 p.m., A&E;
Police Women of Broward County, SEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., TLC
Selling New York, 9 p.m., HGTV
Swamp People, 9 p.m., History Channel
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC
30 Rock, 10 p.m., NBC
Archer, 10 p.m., FX
Bear Whisperer, 0 p.m., Animal Planet
Mounted in Alaska, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
Real Housewives of New York City, 10 p.m., Bravo
True Crime with Aphrodite Jones, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Outsourced, 10:30 p.m., NBC
Eagleheart, Midnight, Cartoon Network
Chris Pratt on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Florence + the Machine on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Kristen Bell on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Ricky Gervais on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 a.m., Comedy Central
Tyler Perry & Bright Eyes on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?