I just remembered one. I don't know if it is embarrassing, but it sure was funny!
The current pastor at our church has only been with us for a couple of years. Although his Bible knowledge is second to none, he tends to be a little long-winded in the prayer department. One Saturday morning I was at church for Worship Team rehearsal. Since my husband was at work, I had my girls with me. My older daughter's Godmother offered to watch both girls while I rehearsed, and then she was taking her out for the afternoon. She did ask us if we could help her with something at the church before she took me and my younger daughter home.
On the way up to the sanctuary, the pastor and a few other people were having a small meeting, and they were going to open in prayer. He asked if I wanted to join them. I did; I asked my older daughter (age 5) if she also wanted to (she liked to join prayer groups). She walked up to us and said "OK," then, turning straight to the pastor, said, "Just don't make the prayer too long!"
Edited on 02/01/2008 6:10pm