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One Tree Hill: Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends

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The fantasy draft dates begin, Lucas finds himself with Rachel and a very familiar setting. Brooke is on a double date with an unusual couple. Mouth and Peyton hang out again. And Peyton regrets the things she says to Ellie. Karen and Deb take the campaigning for mayor, to a new level, to bring down Dan. Nathan gets mad when Chris gets close to Haley. Read full recap »

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Writers:: Mark Schwahn

Director:: Paul Johansson

Stars:: Lee Norris (Marvin "Mouth" McFadden); Moira Kelly (Karen Roe); Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis); Barbara Alyn Woods (Deborah "Deb" Scott); Barry Corbin (Coach "Whitey" Durham); Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James-Scott); Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott); Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer); James Lafferty (Nathan Scott); Paul Johansson (Daniel "Dan" Scott); Craig Sheffer (Keith Scott)

Recurring Role:: Danneel Harris (Rachel Gatina); Bevin Prince (Bevin Mirskey); Vaughn Wilson (Ferguson "Fergie" Thompson); Cullen Moss (Junk Moretti); Tyler Hilton (Chris Keller); Brett Claywell (Tim Smith); Antwon Tanner (Antwon "Skills" Taylor)

Guest Star:: Tom Bosley (Mel)

The place where Nathan and Haley got married is being re-constructed. edit »
Goof: Deb is still exhaling although you can hear her talking in the scene when Karen regrets what they've done to the billboard. edit »
Goof: How did Chris Keller know that he was drafted by Brooke and what time to show up if Brooke had no intention of going on a date with him? edit »
Goof: Nathan tells Haley that he will be by her apartment at 8PM. When he gets there the sun is still out, and hasn't yet set - meaning he didn't go to meet her at the time they agreed on. edit »
The billboard that Karen and Deb paint reads 'Dan Scott for Erectile Dysfunction.' edit »

Barry Corbin (Coach "Whitey" Durham), Craig Sheffer (Keith Scott) and Paul Johansson (Daniel "Dan" Scott) don't appear in this episode, although they are featured in the opening credits. edit »
Music featured in this episode
"Lifting The Veil From The Braille" by The Dissociatives
"Good As Gold" by Bleach
"Your Ghos"t by The New Amsterdams
"Tender" by Feeder
"Missing You" by Tyler Hilton edit »

Haley: (to Brooke) There's no way you can just waltz out of here when this whole stupid night was your idea.
Chris: (to Brooke) Brooke don't go!
Nathan: (to Chris) Come here, Keller.
Haley: (to Brooke) I am not through with you!
Brooke: (to Haley) Yeah, Well, i am through with you!
Chris: (to Brooke) Come on, Brooke, the night's still young.
Nathan: (to Chris) The night's gunna be over if you touch Haley again. edit »
(Haley takes the coins that Chris fished out of the fountain and throws them back in)
Chris: What�d you wish for?
Haley: That Nathan would bludgeon you. Brooke and I were actually kind of wondering why he hasn�t already. edit »
Brooke: Okay, two-part question, Nate. A) Why the hell haven�t you beaten the stuffing out of Chris Keller yet so I can go home? And B) If you were just going to ignore Haley all night, why did you come? edit »
Deb: No doubt about it... we're stuck.
Karen: Well, he'll probably ground me but I'll call Lucas on the phone... which I left next to yours in the car! edit »
Nathan: (Walking towards Haley on the balcony). Any meteors up there?
Haley: Ah, that was a great night. Remember that? Watching the meteor shower together.
Nathan: You look nice tonight, Haley.
Haley: Thanks.
Nathan: I just wish we could have spent some more time together without all this.
Haley: Chris and Brooke?
Nathan: I mean, the beach, this balcony. I haven't forgotten about our past Haley, I know where we got married, I know this is where we made love in the rain. I still feel our past, just like you do. I just thought it might be nice to hang out in the present for a night. edit »

While go-karting Mel refers to Peyton as "Trixie". Trixie is the female character from the cartoon Speed Racer. edit »
The Notebook is mentioned a few times in this episode: Bevin and Skills watch it; Mouth's Grandfather has Alzheimer's, which is the same illness the woman has in the film; and Paul Johansson (Dan Scott) also plays a small role in the film: he was the woman's Mother's ex-boyfriend from when she was a young lady (uncredited). edit »
Episode Title: Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends

Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends is a song by Fall Out Boy off the record, From Under The Cork Tree.

"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends" is a quote from Spike Lee's The 25th Hour (2002). edit »

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So they did the boy-draft, now it's time for the dates! Haley with Nathan, Peyton with Mouth, Bevin with Skills, Rachel with Lucas, and Brooke with...er Chris Keller! One word: Drama! ...Continue »
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