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One Tree Hill: Near Wild Heaven

 

Episode Score

 
9.4 Superb
305 votes

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Air Date

Tuesday October 5, 2004

Production Code

2T5253

Episode Summary

Although Nathan and Haley are already married, Tim insists on throwing Nathan a post-wedding bachelor bash, while Brooke gives Haley a bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Lucas debates whether to visit Dan in the hospital, Karen decides to go back to school, and Nathan gets a job working for Keith at Dan's dealership.

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    8.5 Great

    Taking the easy way out ? hide show

    The O.C = Perfect drama. 90210 = Depression + Romance = perfect drama. Friday Night lights = Sweet humor with sprinkled tragedy = perfect drama. What One Tree Hill was in season one was a perfect drama. For some reason the only thing that's captivating is the whole Dan thing they have going. This show is taking the easy way adding having fun and hot bodies to every episode. Brooke throws a bridal shower for Haley. Nathan has a stripper come to his home for his own shower but he was left alone since all his friend's left due to Tim getting arrested. I love watching One Tree Hill because of how fun everything can get. I just laughed througout the episode, but the thing is when all the laughing stops and you get moments like the Deb and Dan moments, they come off as awkward instead of touching.

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    9.5 Superb

    Season 2, Episode 3. hide show

    Although Nathan and Haley are already married, Tim insists on throwing Nathan a post-wedding bachelor bash, while Brooke gives Haley a bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Lucas debates whether to visit Dan in the hospital, Karen decides to go back to school, and Nathan gets a job working for Keith at Dan's dealership. I loved the very first scene, thanks to Nathan. =] Rawr. And Brooke with the towel. Too bad we couldn't see anything.
    "Champagne? How much is that gonna cost?!"
    "Who cares? It's on my dad's credit card."
    Bevin looks dang good in lingerie, as well as Theresa. LMAO I loved when Brooke and Peyton got the stripper! Haha that was clever. Sophia's laugh rocks! Really good episode. =]

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    9.2 Superb

    Stripper's...? hide show

    Although Nathan and Haley are already married, Tim insists on throwing Nathan a post-wedding bachelor party, while Brooke throws Haley a bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Lucas tries to decide whether he should visit Dan in the hospital. Karen decides to go back to school. Nathan gets a job working for Keith at Dan's dealership. This episode is named after a song by R.E.M. A bachelor bash after the marriage? Time orders a keg and a strpper, so Brooke counter with a bachelorette oarty for Haley. Nathan starts to work for Keith, who's running Dan's business while his brother's on the mend. I really, really enjoyed this episode. I'm really starting to get into the show, I mean I understand it alot more, which makes it more and more enjoyable to watch. Can't wait to watch more.

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    9 Superb

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    Tim throws Nathan a bachelor party while Brooke throws Haley a bachelorette party, even though they're already married. Tim gets arrested and Nathan is left alone with the stripper. Lucas sees the box of pictures in Dan's office. Brooke takes Haley to a lingerie store, hires a male stripper and they go to a strip club. Simone, the stripper, tempts Nathan, but he stays faithful to Haley. Keith offers Lucas a job, but he declines. Dan talks to Lucas. Keith tells Karen that they can't be friends. Karen goes back to school. Nathan gets a job at the dealership. Brooke's credit cards keep getting declined.

    This was a pretty good episode! There were some inappropiate parts like the strippers, but it was a great plot! This episode gets a 9.0 out of 10!

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    10 Perfect

    Nathan and Haley have their bachlor and bachlorette parties. hide show

    I thought that this episode was pretty good but on the other hand pretty wierd. I found it funny that Nathan and Haley had their before you get married parties (bachlor and bachlorette parties) after they were married. yeah i know they did not tell anyone about them getting married so they could have them. I think that it was nice of Tim and Brooke to do that for them. I really liked what Brooke did for Haley's party i thought that she had some great idea's just to bad she could not pay for them. I think that tim got to excited about the stripper and he will have a good time in jail for it.

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  • Although credited, Barry Corbin (Whitey) doesn't appear in this episode. []
  • In the U.K, this episode was cut down to thirty minutes because all stripper-related scenes were removed. However, the full episode can be seen on the DVDs. []
  • Featured Music:
    "Bridge the Tunnel" - The Honorary Title
    "Satellite" - Junk
    "Keep Your Receipt" - Cobalt Party Revolution
    "C'mon" - Go Betty Go
    "Word Up" - Korn
    "Shake Dat Sh**" - Shawnna feat. Ludacris
    "Bang Stranger" - MC G-Nutz
    "Let's Get It Started" - Black Eyed Peas
    "Fit But You Know It" - The Streets
    "Bad Habits" - Michael Tolcher
    "Mirror" - Erica C.
    "Roll With Dub" - Double Owe
    "Kill" - Jimmy Eat World []
  • Brooke: I was thinking about what Haley said. You know how it's all supposed to be for love.
    Peyton: Kinda scary huh?
    Brooke: Yeah, do you think she's right?
    Peyton: I know she's right, but that's not the part that scares me.
    Brooke: What does?
    Peyton: People are going to disappoint you. I get that, I kind of expect that.. but I don't know, what if you wake up one day and realize that you're the disappointment? []
  • Karen: Let me grab some coffee.
    Deb: Dan says he wants to come home.
    Karen: Let me grab some liquor. []
  • Haley: All right. I'm off. All the important numbers are by the phone: police, fire, pimps. []
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Allusions

  • Brooke: You guys totally have the whole Nick and Jessica thing going on, just without the stalkerazzi and chickeny-tuna.

    An obvious reference to Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who got married and made a reality TV show out of their married life. One of the highest points of the TV show was Jessica confusing chicken with tuna. []
  • Episode Title: Near Wild Heaven

    Near Wild Heaven is from the band R.E.M. off the album, Out Of Time. []
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