Writer:	Roy Clarke
Director:	Sydney Lotterby
Star:	Stephanie Cole (Mrs. Featherstone),  Barbara Flynn (The Milk Lady),  Lynda Barron (Nurse Gladys Emmanuel),  Ronnie Barker (Arkwright),  David Jason (Granville)
Recurring Role:	Frances Cox (Mrs. Parslow)
Guest Star:	Eric Richard (Cash Register Salesman),  Barbara Ashcroft (Mrs. Turnbull),  Bobby Bragg (Customer)

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Arkwright: That's all I need- a tanned Hungarian. You'd look like a lump of salami. (edit) Arkwright: We've got to alert them to the perils of being robbed.
Granville: If they've been comin' in here on a regular basis, they're already alert to the perils of being robbed. (edit) Arkwright: (to a tights-covered Granville) Look at me when I'm lyin' to you. (edit)

Nurse Emmanuel tells Arkwright that she always locks her front door, but apparently thinks nothing of doing the same to her car, as Arkwright manages to open the door before she gets there with the keys. (edit)

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