Writer:	Marc Silverstein, Abby Kohn
Director:	Randall Zisk
Star:	Kyle Howard (Philip "Phil" W. Steffan),  Margot Finley (Miranda Mills),  Allison Mack (Kate Jacobs),  Milo Ventimiglia (Jed Perry),  Lindsey McKeon (Stella),  Chris Evans (Cary Baston)
Recurring Role:	Christopher Cousins (Will Perry),  Paul Fitzgerald (Beau Blodovogel),  Chris Hogan (Mr. Oslo),  Chris McKenna (Rob Perry)
Guest Star:	Christine Lakin (Lisa),  Meagen Fay (Ms. Graham),  Eric Jungmann (),  Aimee Nelson (Monica),  Sue Bugden (Receptionist),  Tucker Smallwood (Military School Officer),  Justin Urich (Lucas),  Rena Sofer (Ms. Gibson),  Troy Evans (Colonel)

YTV and FOX were airing this show in the same timeslot when it originally aired. (edit) Featured Music:
"Circles" by Soul Coughing (Jed's dream about Lisa)
"Perhaps, Perhaps" by Cake (Jed/Kate badminton match)
"Say Yes" by Elliott Smith (edit)

Jed: And this school? Oh please, it is so not equipped for boys.
Ms. Gibson: (laughs) Now can I say something?
Jed: No. You promised.
Ms. Gibson: I know, but it's my job. And you know what, I'm new here, too.
Jed: Well it's a little easier for you. I mean, you're ... a female. I mean, I'm assuming.
Ms. Gibson: (taken aback) Yeah. Yes, I am. (edit) Phil: So, how many did you get?
Cary: About 20.
Phil: 20 signatures, that's great!
Cary: Oh, the petition. Oh, no dude, no one'll sign it. She was giving me her phone number. (edit) Stella: You could apologize for ruining this school. You could apologize for trampling on one hundred years of tradition. Tradition that my great-grandmother, grandmother, and mother all struggled to uphold.
Jed: Listen, I didn't-
Stella: No, you listen. You think you can come in here and change everything. You think that as a male, you have some sort of Manifest Destiny to conquer every last bastion of strong femininity left in this world. Well let me tell you something-
Jed: No, let me tell you something!
Stella: No, I was gonna tell you something.
Jed: Well, I don't care because I'm gonna tell you something. Goodbye. (walks away) (edit) Jed: Rob, that is supposed to be my bedroom. Okay, I have not even slept in the room like one night and you have already nailed a chick in there!
Rob: I am sorry, okay, man. I am so sorry. It won't happen again. (edit) Cary: Right, my grandmother, my mom, all my sisters. All went here when it was all girls.
Jed: You're like an Evergreen legacy.
Cary: How do you think I got in? I mean, my middle school grades weren't exactly-
Phil: Good?
Cary: Definitely not good. I was gonna say passing. (edit)

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