Adrian: In religion you go to where there are people a bit like yourself and if I go into a Catholic church I see people a bit like myself, and what I mean by that actually - although I wouldn't say that to a priest - is that I see blokes I would quite like to go drinking with, and women I quite fancy in some cases.
(on getting to host The Apprentice: You're Fired.)Adrian: It wasn't my idea and it was piggybacking off another show. I said to Peter Fincham [the Controller of BBC One at the time] that I felt like some journeyman footballer who had been playing to the best of his ability for all these years, scored a tap-in at the Cup Final and is only ever remembered for that. But as Peter said: 'They all count, son'.
(on being one of several BBC personalities sent soiled toilet paper by post in February 2007.)Adrian: The smell is not something you want first thing in the morning.