Aisha Tyler

Aisha: (about Lana, who she voices on Archer) She gets more and more stacked every episode. She's getting extraordinarily top-heavy. At some point she's just going to tip over onto her back and never be able to get up again. She will be crushed under the weight of her chest like a lame horse. We'll have to shoot her.

Aisha: What am I wearing? Hmmm, I'd love to tell you something slinky and sexy, but usually it's an old T-shirt.

Aisha: Let go of the idea that you can only be happy once your body is perfect. The new good body isn't perfect, because perfection doesn't exist. And by pursuing perfection we're missing out on all of the things our bodies helps us do every day: laugh, run, create, nurture, educate, seduce, change minds, change lives, change the world.

Aisha: Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.