Al Gore

Al: The first lesson is this: take it from me, every vote counts.

Al: How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?

Al: During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

Al: A zebra does not change its spots.

Al: Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Al: The Bush administration works closely with a network of rapid response digital brownshirts who work to pressure reporters and their editors for undermining support for our troops.

Al (clapping): I think Bush is wrong.

Al: We need to remake the Democratic party. We need to remake America.

Al: Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power.

Al: George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising.

Al: While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward.

Al: If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Al: We are going to have the best educated American people in the world.

Al: We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a 'part' of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a 'part' of Europe.

Al: The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Al: One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Al: It isn't pollution that's harming the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Al: A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Al: Two thousand scientists, in a hundred countries, engaged in the most elaborate, well organized scientific collaboration in the history of humankind, have produced long-since a consensus that we will face a string of terrible catastrophes unless we act to prepare ourselves and deal with the underlying causes of global warming.

Al: I support the death penalty. I think that it has to be administered not only fairly, with attention to things like DNA evidence, which I think should be used in all capital cases, but also with very careful attention. If the wrong guy is put to death, then that's a double tragedy. Not only has an innocent person been executed but the real perpetrator of the crime has not been held accountable for it, and in some cases may be still at large. But I support the death penalty in the most heinous cases.