I have a confession to make. I want to boink Lois Griffin, and it's all because of Alex Borstien. She's done an outstanding job of bringing the character of lois Griffin to life, and the production staff could not have made a better pick than to cast Ms. Borstein as Lois's voice. I swear to God, this is the first time in my life that I've ever fantasized about doing a cartoon character. My fantasy, without going into the gory details, involves a shipwreck, a deserted island, clothing torn and ragged almost to the point of non-existance,
Lois Griffin, a quart jar of industrial strength viagra, and an imploding prostate. Jesus.