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  • Brushfire

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    S 3 : Ep 14 - 1/7/80

    Rossi and Billie cover a devastating local brush fire, and Animal's photos serve to lead police to the arrest of an arsonist. Meanwhile, struggling to save their home from the conflagration, Charlie Hume and his wife Marion reconcile after being on the verge of separation.moreless
  • The Good-Time News

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    S 3 : Ep 1 - 9/16/72

    Mary is given the task of making The Six O'clock News more upbeat, and her plans are on target to succeed until they're frustrated by Ted.
  • Didn't You Used to Be . . . Wait . . . Don't Tell Me

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 10/30/71

    Mary attends her high school reunion and meets up with her former boyfriend Howard Arnell, who continues to have feelings for Mary. Meanwhile, Rhoda tags along believing that people will "remember" her although she didn't attend Roseburg High.moreless
  • He's No Heavy . . . He's My Brother

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 10/2/71

    Mary and Rhoda take an unplanned vacation to Mexico but have to do a strange favor for a Mexican restaurant owner for reservations.
  • Just a Lunch

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    S 1 : Ep 17 - 1/16/71

    Mary reluctantly finds herself romantically involved with a married man.
  • Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid II

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    S 1 : Ep 14 - 12/19/70

    Feeling sympathetic for a co-worker who hasn't spent Christmas with his family for years, Mary is forced to stay alone at WJM-TV on Christmas Eve.
  • Support Your Local Mother

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 10/24/70

    Rhoda's mother, Ida, comes visiting and Rhoda refuses to see her. Ida stays with Mary but drives her crazy.
  • Love is All Around

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 9/19/70

    Mary Richards decides to move to Minneapolis after being jilted by her fiancé and there joins her friend Phyllis. Mary's life changes forever when she applies for a secretarial job at WJM-TV, and when she moves into her new apartment.moreless
  • Desperate Minutes

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    S 1 : Ep 30 - 4/5/66

    A gun-toting hooligan and his moll are hiding out at the Crabtree house after robbing a jewelry store. Bonehead Dave botches several attempts to escape, leaving it up to Mother to save the day when the criminals try to escape in her.moreless
  • When You Wish Upon a Car

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    S 1 : Ep 29 - 3/29/66

    Mother leads Cindy and Randy to believe that she's a genie who makes wishes come true when they rub her with a magic cloth. The Crabtree kids are soon charging other youngsters to rub and make a wish. Mother is basking in the attention, but Dave wants it to stop immediately.

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  • The Blabbermouth

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    S 1 : Ep 28 - 3/22/66

    Barbara learns the truth when she walks into the garage and catches Dave and Mother talking. In no time, the secret's out about the chatty chassis and the press descends on the Crabtrees. This only makes Manzini want the car more, so he plays on Mother's vanity by convincing her he will make her a star.moreless
  • It Might as Well Be Spring as Not

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    S 1 : Ep 26 - 3/8/66

    Dave's new client, wealthy older businessman Conrad Bryon, is in love with the Porter, and Mother is smitten with him. He offers to give the Crabtrees his limousine and chauffeur in exchange for the antique car, but Dave says absolutely not. Mother, lovestruck as a schoolgirl, wants her son to make the deal.

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  • An Unreasonable Facsimile

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    S 1 : Ep 24 - 2/22/66

    Manzini trains a beatnik hipster dufus who's a lookalike for Dave to act and talk like him. The fake infiltrates the Crabtree household, tells Barbara he's selling the car to Manzini, and gets her to sign the registration papers. The groovy dude was not warned that the car talks, and that makes him freak out, man.

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  • My Son, the Criminal

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    S 1 : Ep 23 - 2/15/66

    The busybody mailman, Mr. Kroot, sees Dave cementing the garage floor and hears him say something about his mother not complaining anymore. Naturally, he assumes Dave has bumped off his mom and sealed her body in concrete. Kroot races to the phone and notifies the cops.moreless
  • A Riddler on the Roof

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    S 1 : Ep 22 - 2/8/66

    In an airport parking lot, Mother overhears three thugs plot the assassination of a visiting foreign president. Once he's convinced Mother's telling the truth, Dave uses many disguises to get to the head of Copa Rica and warn him of the danger.moreless
  • You Can't Get There From Here

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    S 1 : Ep 21 - 2/1/66

    Dave and Barbara are driving the kids to camp before heading off on a second honeymoon. Stopping for gas in the middle of nowhere, a sheriff checks Dave's driver's license and sees that it's expired. Barbara can't drive a stick and Dave can't pass the cop's 1928 driver's test.

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  • I'd Rather Do it Myself, Mother

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    S 1 : Ep 20 - 1/25/66

    Dave's efforts to help an overworked Barbara with the housework causes even more chores. He finally listens to Mother and hires a maid. The efficient woman soon has the home running like clockwork. Barbara, however, is miserable with all the free time and wants the woman fired.

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  • The Incredible Shrinking Car

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    S 1 : Ep 19 - 1/18/66

    Manzini gets his hands on a molecular compressor that shrinks things down to a miniature size. He gives Dave one last chance to sell the Porter before he makes the car the size of a toy. Dave doesn't, so Manzini does.moreless
  • Goldporter

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    S 1 : Ep 18 - 1/11/66

    Manzini's U.N.C.L.E. Louie, the cat-petting head of a nefarious secret organization, loans him a henchman and a drug to make Dave agreeable to all suggestions, including selling Mother. It lasts for just 24 hours, so the evildoers keep having to shoot Dave full of the drug everytime he "comes to."moreless
  • I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me?

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    S 1 : Ep 17 - 1/4/66

    After being smacked by a truck, Mother no longer recognizes her own son. Dave tries everything to cure her amnesia (including screening painfully dull old home movies) before deciding another wreck is the only cure.

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  • Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon

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    S 1 : Ep 16 - 12/28/65

    After eight years of marriage, Barbara and Dave are finally going on the honeymoon they never had. Barbara's mother, however, is an astrology nut and warns them of trouble if they travel now. When they laugh at her admonition, she begins concocting phony emergencies to keep them at home.

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  • Many Happy No-Returns

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    S 1 : Ep 15 - 12/21/65

    Rather than giving each other lousy Christmas gifts they'll just return to the store, Dave and Barbara agree to each buy their own present. The plan changes after taking a night school art class. Both create hideous artworks and then secretly bid on the other's at an auction.

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  • Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing

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    S 1 : Ep 14 - 12/14/65

    Dave's pushy mother-in-law visits and is soon in cahoots with Captain Manzini. He proposes replacing the Porter with a brand new station wagon. Mrs. Netwick is all for that, so she goes to work on getting Barbara to sign over the car. If only they could find the registration slip.

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  • For Whom the Horn Honks

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 12/7/65

    Captain Manzini stages an elaborate show to convince Dave that he's on his death bed. Dave falls for it, despite Mother's warnings, and ends up signing the vehicle over to the crook. Not about to let the coveted car out of his sight, Manzini sleeps with it in his bedroom. This gives Mother the perfect chance to drive him crazy with her constant honking, flashing, and lecturing.moreless
  • And Leave the Drive-In to Us

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 11/30/65

    For her birthday, Dave agrees to take Mother to a surf movie starring her favorite actor, Sonny Tufts. Going to a drive-in during the dead of winter proves a disruptive idea for the family, Mother, and the other customers trying to watch the movie.

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  • My Son, the Judge

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 11/23/65

    Dave's being interviewed for a judgeship in the domestic relations court. To impress the snobs giving him the once-over, he has the family trained to put on royally pretentious show. Sadly for Dave, he hadn't planned on being caught in a pair of roller skates.

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  • My Son, the Ventriloquist

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 11/16/65

    Dave's family desperately wants an air conditioner. To handle the expense, Dave must land the account of Franklyn Hotchkiss, but he makes a lousy first impression. Mother's idea is to have Dave entertain Hotchkiss with ventriloquism, with her as the "dummy."moreless
  • TV or Not TV

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 11/9/65

    Barbara is surprised to hear herself announced as the winner on a TV quiz show, especially since she never entered. It seems Mother was watching the show in the garage, sent in the correct answer, and used Barbara's name. Now Barb has to appear on the program to answer more questions ona topic about which she knows nothing: old cars.

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  • The Captain Manzini Grand Prix

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 11/2/65

    Captain Manzini goads Dave and Mother into a cross-country race between the Porter and a British long-distance walker. With ownership of the car at stake, Manzini employs a plethora of dirty tricks including fake detours, phony train crossings, and flattened tires to insure a win.

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  • Lights, Camera, Mother

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 10/26/65

    Dave is given a petition from the neighbors demanding he get rid of his automotive "eyesore." He gets his revenge when an advertising man offers to star the Crabtrees and their car in a commercial. Filming goes well for everyone except Dave; he's replaced for not looking like an actual family member.

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