Ana Matronic

Ana Matronic: (On Paris Hilton) That woman is representative of everything that's wrong in the world. She has no business being here, all she wants is to get her name in the papers - her and her mingling fiance. They have no business being here. If you're a sucker for blondes, I want to warn you - she's not a real blonde.

Ana Matronic: (On why she wants to find her father's lover) I feel there is a whole part of his life I don't know anything about. My dad and Don had a special bond... he probably knew him better than anyone else. For all I know he could have been to one of my concerts or chatted to me on the website - I have no idea.

Ana Matronic: (When asked when the last time she got drunk was) So long ago I can't remember. The last time I was so drunk I don't remember getting to bed was a few weeks ago when I went out with the Scissor Sisters tour crew. We went to a Brazilian restaurant in Germany and I got absolutely s***-faced. We all went out to celebrate doing a successful tour but for me, keeping up with a bunch of Scousers was never a winning proposition.

Ana: If I were a man, I would pee standing up. Actually, I know exactly what I would do if I were a man. If I were a man I would dress in drag!

Ana Matronic: I'm a drag queen stuck in a woman's body!

Ana Matronic: (On the band Scissor Sisters) What we do is about people displaying their fantasies on the outside, trying to break out of the everyday, and look like their dreams.

Ana Matronic: (On the band Scissor Sisters) What we do is about people displaying their fantasies on the outside, trying to break out of the everyday, and look like their dreams.

Ana Matronic: (On her boyfriend Seth) He is the gayest straight man on the planet.