Andrew: One morning recently [on GMTV] we had Gordon Brown, Miss Piggy and Heather Mills in the studio. You can't beat that for someone like me who thrives on thrills.
Andrew: I played in the Korean Open and Dunlop Masters and won £30,000. When I got home, I went straight to buy a brand new TVR sports car that was shaped like a phallus. What an idiot. I should have stuck the money in the bank and then got practising because I was playing particularly well at the time. Instead I just mucked about.
Andrew: If I'm going to do something strenuous, it's got to be before midday or after 6pm because I get a bit weary in the afternoons. But I can proudly say that I still play squash for Surrey and can still get the better of Peter Fleming on a tennis court.