Vee and Gloria battle for control of the bathroom and Piper receives some unwelcome news.
While Vee tries her hand at being an entrepreneur, Piper and Healy work on a prison newsletter.
Al and Carrie are asked by the NYPD's Major Crimes division to help solve the kidnapping of a young girl. The case has the same M.O. as two recent kidnappings, one of which resulted in the death of the child.moreless
Piper gives Larry cause to worry about her becoming too absorbed in her prison routine when she spots a legendary feral chicken.
Some delinquent teenagers are the subject for reform by the inmates and Pornstache suffers a setback in his side-business. Meanwhile, Pennsatucky learns a new skill.
Pennsatucky feels disrespected by Piper and Larry gives her an ultimatum.
William van der Woodsen returns to the Upper East Side to deal with a family emergency, while Blair fears Cyrus has found a loophole somewhere in her prenup. Also, Georginia and Chuck band together with a mischievous plot, leading to an unpredictable finish.moreless
Elizabeth alarms Peter when she listens in a conversation between neighbors mentioning prison and payday. When he doesn't find anything, Elizabeth enlists Neal and Mozzie's help to start her own investigation.
Lily, Charlie and Serena anticipate a party thrown in CeCe's honor. Nate takes on a new role at the Spectator, and his first big job is of someone he knows very well. Meanwhile, Blair turns to an unlikely source for help.moreless
Zoe sets her sights on winning Bluebell's gumbo contest to show everyone that she wants to be part of the community, hoping that a win will help her land some patients. Lavon develops a crush on Zoe and Brick's new receptionist, Didi, but things get uncomfortable when Lemon learns about this. Zoe and Brick are forced to work together to perform a life-saving surgery.moreless