Andy Milonakis

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.

Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.

Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.

Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.

“I hate myself.”



Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.

When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.



So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.

I put baloney in my left pocket.

Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .

Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.

It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

Where to begin? First and formost Andy Milonakis is not a teenager. He has a disease that makes him look it. In fact, he was born on January 30, 1976 making him 30 as of July 27th 2006. That's right ladies and gentleman not during the Punk era but when bell bottoms, Disco and when only a handful of people had a computer. Just to show you how old Andy is here is a list of people born in 1976: Freddie Prinze Jr., Reese Witherspoon, Keri Russell(Felicity), Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina the teenage witch), Colin Ferrell, Fred Savage (Boy Meets World), Anna Farris (Scary Movies). A small sample. They all look preety old compared to Andy. Also in short his show sucks. The Andy Milonakis show is A giant steaming pile of elephant crap. Trust me, I get how it's supposed to be funny how stupid it is but that means you could put a pre-schooler on tv and just let him play with Tonka trucks for 22 minutes and say "Ya! The funny part is how stupid it is you guys don't get it!!!" Right? It's so funny it's stupid gimmick gets old quick. If you dissagree then lets get every little kid or something get him his own show and laugh at how stupid it is that he just sits there doing nothing for half an hour. Hell get me a book and a camera and i'll just sit for a half an hour just reading or sleeping or something. Because people will say "Ha ha! It's so stupid it's funny!". He is a sad man and he will never have respect from me. He has a chance to tell people about his disease. He's a star (kinda). At the end of the show post a friggen website telling about his disease. Anything. A hotline. He acts like he's young. Sort of like Michal Jackson. It's like he's lying dressing up playing somebody he's not. He's lied to us about his age and he does it well. I for one am angry and feel betrayed. He lied! Maybe not telling us hes a teen but by looking it and acting it. Would you like if you findout a girl/guy you have been dating turned out to be secretly in drag in the opposite gender you thought heshe was? Of course not! To go out on a strong note: Andy Milonakis, you lied to america!

andy milonakis=makes u p urself bc he is that funny



the episodes r so random

thats like a bestseller



good job andy



keep up the good work



and i also have some ideas 4 an episode-so if u read this, email me at houseofpie348@aim.com



i have some skits called wrestling match, bathroom shark, bad birdy, how 2 make a cheeseburger, cactus, telephone pole, what not 2 do with a window, what 2 do with a window, pencil sharpener, hallway, locked in my room, calculator, stupid andy vs smarter andy, candy store, and thats all that i made up so far, but thats enough 4 now-if u need anyhelp-please, email me at houseofpie348@aim.com



ive got many ideas

I think that Andy has some problems. He is about 30 years old and he does the stupidest things on the show. He shouldn\\\'t have even gotten a contract for his show. Andy does things on the show like order pizza and put shoes in it and beat up toasters. The only reason that I ever watched it was because nothing else was on and I liked the theme song. Sorry, Andy, but grow up!

30 years old! He is 30 years fucking old! Andy has a show. OMG! It's really dumb. His show would not even amuse a small child. If you turn on MTV and this retarded show is on. Turn off the tv now. !DO NOT! Let him throw away your precious time. HAHA DIE! Andy DIE!

I really enjoyed the first season of the Andy Milonakis show, I really love your stuff, you are orginal and VERY funny.

There should be much more shows like your show. Please, oh PLEASE make more episodes.

I found out that you are 29 about 2 weeks ago, you don't really look like 29 but whatever.



My favourite stuff was the Spoon thing and the thing with the ball and the wall, at the beginning of a episode (I forgot wich episode).

Still he is pretty funny. t makes me wonder how he can do all those crazy things! His humor is always unexpected. Though some of his segments make no sense, they still make us all laugh. I wished new episodes would come out this year instead of next year. But at least it's next year. Unlike some that come out till five years!

I love this show! It is soooo funny! I havent seen it in a while though. I cant believe hes like 29! I love how he always has a plaid shirt. I also love Wubbie and Muti! I feel bad for some of the old people and also for the delivery people!

actually, hes not 30. hes only 15. they just say that hes 30 so they can get more publicity is what i heard. i still think hes hilarious though. I like when the duck tell the old man to shut the f*** up when he quacks. its pretty cool that he got his own show, hes talented enough, but theres also a lot of people that think hes horrible at acting and think that hes the most annoying person on t.v

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ok...well i didnt liek the show the first time i watched it and thought it was just plain stupid. But then all my friends started to talk about it and i gave it another chance and it is actually kinda funny...sometimes. Well then today, we were talking about the show and how funny it is and then my teacher goes, you guys know that hes 28 right? and i was like i thought he was 15!! gosh thats kinda weird that an almost 30 year old acts like THAT!!

Some of this guy\\\'s skits are so stupid that their funny but most of the time their just stupid.And he\\\'s thirty! I congradulate him for being that stupidly funny.When I saw the first episode, I thout he was like 14 or something. I cant believe he made it on MTV because its so stupid.

This is an all around great show. Its basically andy goin aroud doin stupid stuff with unexpected strangers.he also does sketch comady type stuff to. i'll never forget spoons lol. it was so very funny. i would recamend this show to any one whos not already watching it but who isnt lol.

It said that little (sware here: Hint Dirty Ol) is with his own show.



I thought he was 14 when I heard that.



He's 29? His material is not that good. I was going to give this a 10.



I'm giving it a 7 because they are pretty decent, and I liked this show.



I didn't stop liking it because of his age!

i gave him a 8.8 because sometimes his show can be boring and then i want to change the chanle, andy if u make a show your sopostto make them at least have better graphics than costumes. next time make a show with better graphics. p.s. sign 12 scary stuff 12's pition to bring goose bumps back

yea andy is 30 years old. he has the same disease as gary coleman. but anyways i like the andy milonakis show. it is funny but some of the skits are stupid but most of them i like. glad mtv and jimmy kimmel and andy hooked up for a show.

This guy is so0o0o feaking hillarious! i watch this show al the time ...hands down one of the funniest shows of all time! very memerable!!



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I think this is one of the stupidest show I have ever seen, but I have to be honest and say I sit there watch it and laugh. I have never been one to laugh at stupidity so I don\'t know how he keeps my attention. When he raps I try to learn the words, I know it is stupid and make no sense but I try to learn it so I can sing along the next time, especially the rap that he sings at the beginning of his show. Now that I know he is not a child, I don\'t think I will enjoy it as much, we will see.

i got peas on my head but dont call me a pea head, bees on my head but dont call me a bee head bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head, excuse me right now i got to get my tree fed.You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.

“I hate myself.”



Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.

When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.



So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.

I put baloney in my left pocket.

Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .

Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.

It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

I thought he was funny until I found out he was like 30. I think it sucks that they couldn't actually find a KID to play a STUPID KID. It's sad. It's surprising that MTV is actually lying about him being a kid....it's not like people would never find out that he's an adult.

He's very funny sometimes. His show isn't always that funny, but when I saw the spoons bit, I was cracking up. Oh yeah, and he's not a kid. He's 29. He has some rare disease. The review has to be at least 50 words long, therefore, I writing random stuff.

This show is so pointless. Why would anyone even bother to watch it. To feel sorry for Andy? It's just a waste of time to watch it. I heard that Andy has an disorder and he's really 29 or something. And he just decided to make a pointless show and people think he's a kid.

It's a huge shame that most people are unable to appreciate and understand pointless humor. Their loss. Sorry if the jokes aren't punch-liney enough for you guys. Might I suggest going and watching Friends re-runs? Friends!! Omg!!! WOW~!! That Rachel chick is sooooooo funny!!! No. Feel free to put on some black knickers and a button-down shirt while you take a field trip to the middle of the highway along the interstate at approximately 10:00pm.

he puts peas on his head but dont call him pea head, bees on his head dont call him bee head, bruce lee on his head dont call him lee head. One of my favorites is his cool run up comedy and house comedy keeps me watching the big guy

Andy Milonakis, say, no talent at all, in French. Okay I'll say it for you Aucun talent! No talent!



Okay, I'll say it then:



Andy Milonakis, dire, aucun talent à tout, en français. Approuver je le dirai pour vous le talent de Aucun ! Aucun talent ! There you go! )

Ppl think Andy and "The Andy Milonakis Show" are stupid. But its the stupidity that makes him and the show funny. This dude is a misunderstood genius!!!!! I mean if he got any funnier me my friends and family would die of laughter. He is simply hilarious! My favorite sketches are "Jesus Kitty" and "Satan Kitty"

This show is for Monty Python fans, Conan O'Brian fans, and Mostly anything that ever aired on Adult Swim. I prefer nonsensical humor myself making the Andy Milonakis Show a personal favorite. You have to truely appreciate how clever the stupidity in this show really is. Face it; it's so pathetic you have to laugh.

The Andy Milonakis show is a sad rip off of the hit MTV series \"Jackass\". Many concepts of his \"pranks\" are the same as ones done on \"Jackass\". Andy should have just left it to the re-runs of \"Jackass\" to make us laugh. The show is horrible and all around stupid. Watching the show is wasting 30 minutes of your life.

What is truly the point of this show? What's the reason it's on MTV? There's isn't really an answer to those questions. Andy Milonakis is completely talentless. Okay, he can make up stupid rhymes that have no meaning whatsoever. A five year old can do that too!

And this man - man, not boy - is 29 years old. I believe a big reason he got his own show so suddenly was because, perhaps, did MTV feel sorry for this poor guy? He has hormone problems, which is why he looks like some kid. But that's no reason to give him a half hour of our time.

This show passes right out of the the "stupidly funny" genre (Napolean Dynomite, Viva La Bam, Family Guy, etc.) and gone right into the "Huh? How stupid!" genre. I feel sorry for the poor delivery men/women and the elderly who are merely going on their way when this Andy stops them and basically confuses them and sometimes tricks them. These people may have places to go. The delivery people have other food to deliver. The elderly, some of them can hardly travel, much less be stopped by someone acting stupid and just stalling them! They could end up late for something.

Apparently none of this matters to Andy Milonakis or the executives at MTV, or they wouldn't have dreamed of putting such a ridiculous show on a popular station. Peole will slowly start to stop watching MTV if these shows keep appearing - I know I will.

Not to mention it's an offensive show. Andy tends to play tricks on Hispanic delivery people. He always corners the elderly on the sidewalk. Some of his jokes and skits are directed at specific people. And his show basically makes no sense.

Andy Milonakis has talent in comedy, but in acting it is a different story. He cannot act as well as be a comedian. He is funny and random a lot which is stupid funny. After a while, his comedy phases out. I watch his show, The Andy Milonakis Show, on Sundays. But the comedy in it will get old quickly so I only watch an episode once. Like I said before, he can be a comedian, but acting is so not his thing. He can be stupid funny, but after a while he will need better things. If you hate stupid funny and random, you would not like his show at all.