Ant McPartlin

Ant: Another time after I'd fallen over I was so embarrassed i went straight to the toilets. I had this guy from Cold Feet standing outside the cubicle going 'Are you OK? Are you OK? I think you've banged your head!' I didnt go to the loo, i just stood there in silence until he went away!

Ant: They really believe they are in love with me, but they don't even know me. They say things like I'd love to marry you and live with you, but they wouldn't. I pee on the loo seat, and they wouldn't like that, I leave the fridge door open and that would really get on their nerves

Ant: Dec's room looks like a bombs hit it, there's just clothes everywhere!

Ant:(to Dec) ...You look like an idiot anyway!

Ant: This girl came up to me before, after a gig. She lifted her top up and said sign these, I said YES PLEASE!

Ant: The big reason is the shows that we have had the opportunity to host. We were lucky enough to come along at the right time.

Ant: I've never been so terrified since I first saw the lyrics to "Let's Get Ready To Rhumble"!

Ant: I got one, but I couldn't take it - he wouldn't let us. He gets all upset and says I can't do it until he gets one as well.

Ant 85% of the British public hate you!