Bob, Linda and the kids find themselves caught up in the shady goings-on of minor league baseball.
Bob threatens to disrupt the town's Lobsterfest after his own reckless behavior leaves his restaurant in shambles.
Mold Forces Bob and the family to spend the weekend at Mort's mortuary.
Linda turns their house into a Bed and Breakfast for the weekend.
A trip to dinner theater leads Linda to write her own, and act it out at the restaurant.
Bob grows fond of the cow a film maker is using as he films a documentary about the consumption of meat.
Bob gets trapped in a crawl space while trying to fix a leaky roof, leaving Linda and the kids in charge of the restaurant.
In order to buy new jeans Bobby and Joseph get a job, but when they discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging, they stop working.moreless
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. Peggy uses her media card to get free things.moreless
Peggy decides to write an article on the history of the teakettle, a historic landmark of Arlen, and finds out Arlen was originally called Harlottown and was founded by prostitutes. The new city manager wants to open up a museum to share Arlen's history. Hank is completely against it, but Peggy is for it. That is, until she realizes that the manager only wants to focus on the prostitution, and gets the Adult Video Awards to be hosted in Arlen.moreless
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are actually trying to avoid him because he’s uptight and bossy. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies, but the results leave Hank and the guys overboard. Bobby buys a metal detector and Peggy and Bobby go looking for treasure, but get into a turf war with beachcombers.moreless
Bobby is asked to join the track and field team, which comes as a shock. It turns out that the coach is using Bobby's lack of ability to motivate the better athletes on the team. Hank is mortified when he finds out the truth, even though Bobby thinks its great.moreless
When Hank suffers a back injury at work and none of his doctors can fix it, he tries the healing powers of yoga. At first, he finds it a little too wacky, but thanks to the help of Yogi Victor, he realizes that it actually works. Hank's insurance company sets out to prove that his worker's compensation claim is false. Peggy becomes the new bagger at Pink & White.moreless