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    • Ben: (on appearing in (his then fiancee) Jennifer Lopez's music video, 'Jenny From The Block') If I have a big regret, it was doing the music video. But that happened years ago. I've moved on. It not only makes me look like a petulant fool (to blame Lopez), but it surely qualifies as ungentlemanly? For the record, did she hurt my career? No.
    • Ben: (in 2007 about his toddler Violet) She's happy as hell. All I want to do is go home, just to be around her again.
    • Ben: (on his previous romance with Jennifer Lopez) It was probably bad for my career. What happens in this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. I ended up in an unfortunate crosshair position where I was in a relationship and the media mostly lied and inflated a bunch of salacious stuff for the sake of selling magazines. And I paid a certain price for that.
    • Ben: (revealing the movie "Smokin' Aces" made him quit smoking) The whole week that I shot, I smoked, like, five packs a day. By the time the movie was over, I was so sick of smoking, I just didn't want to do it anymore, and I quit.
    • Ben: Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear.
    • Ben: On the night of the awards, I carried the Oscar around waist-high. I never had so many women ask me 'Can I touch it?' in my life. Sadly, they were talking about the statuette.
    • Ben: There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.
    • Ben: Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.
    • Ben: Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
    • Ben: At a certain point, some things in your life shouldn't be used to sell movies. Hey, I have two sphincters! See my Movie!
    • Ben: Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.
    • Ben: If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
    • Ben (on how he keeps in touch with his best pal): We have soup cans and a really long wire.
    • Ben: Robin [Williams] embraces it. He doesn't wax the back or anything; he's got a back fro.
    • Ben: (Red Sox fan Ben, on wearing a Yankees baseball shirt as payment for a contest he lost) It is harder for me to wear this than it would be for me to have sex with a man.
    • Ben: Well I've never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious.
    • Ben: I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
    • Ben: I'm not entirely dim - I knew Gigli was dog sh*t.
    • Ben: I had Dare Devil, and then I had the Ishtar of this generation. That's how we should've sold it: 'A modern day Showgirls from the people that brought you Glitter--the film that no one will see.'
    • Ben: Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.
    • Ben (after Arnold won Governor Elections): I suppose it means that if I did run for office, no one could say I was the worst actor ever to be elected.
    • Ben (on joining a campaign to boost minimum wage): Perhaps the Senator saw my movie Gigli last fall and figured that I was soon to be working for minimum wage myself.
    • Ben: There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches.
    • Ben (talking about Republican tax cut and The conservative commentator/gambler Bennett): Even if I save a million bucks, the deficit grows like William Bennett's credit line on a one-armed-bandit bender at Bally's.
    • Ben (on his first colonic irrigation): I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.
    • Ben: Kevin is my homosexual crush. If I were gay, the first guy I would sleep with is Kevin Smith. The second one would be Leo DiCaprio--but only for the long hair he had in The Man in the Iron Mask.
    • Ben: I'm certainly not Web-dexterous. I sort of fall around the Web; I don't surf it. I get dragged, and stumble. I heard there was a lot of porno stuff on the web. I looked for it and couldn't find it. Then I found this one site and it was 20 bucks a month! 20 bucks a month! Hustler's only $3.99. Come on, twenty bones?!
    • Ben Affleck: There are many dictators who are all ugly. It is not necessarily our job, because we are neither able to nor are we equipped to invade all of those countries, overthrow all of those dictators, sacrifice all of the lives of our friends, parents and children. So then we have to decide selectively how we exercise the power of our military.
    • Ben (on changing daughter Violet's nappies): I'm not that good at it. I find the odor noxious.
    • Ben: Matt's so metro. He wears perfume a lot of the time. He won't go out without three different moisturisers that he has to put on.
    • Ben: My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating.
    • Ben: I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with Gwyneth that's really valuable.
    • Ben: I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremeties as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.
    • Ben: I kinda see my current position like this. Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before Chuck Woolery rings the bell.
    • Ben: I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger' and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity.
    • Ben: I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.
    • Ben: I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.
    • Ben (During the 2004 Presidential Elections): People in my generation have a low voter turnout. One of the reasons that I'm here is to demonstrate that no matter who you are going to vote for- I think it's important to get involved and get out and vote- I'm going to tell people to vote for Gore.
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