Ben: I'm certainly not Web-dexterous. I sort of fall around the Web; I don't surf it. I get dragged, and stumble. I heard there was a lot of porno stuff on the web. I looked for it and couldn't find it. Then I found this one site and it was 20 bucks a month! 20 bucks a month! Hustler's only $3.99. Come on, twenty bones?!