Ben Bailey

[On the people who get in the Cash Cab] Ben Bailey: Some people are suspicious, some people just don't believe me. Then other people think that it's something I just set up myself as a joke, even after they see all the lights and everything.

[The first time he met Sarah Silverman] Ben Bailey: The first time I met her, I just walked in and said "Hello," and she was like "Do you wanna kiss on the mouth?" And she's a gorgeous girl and I didn't know anything about her. I was like "sure," so we just kind of made out...that's really the only interaction I've had with her. You know, we'll say hello from time to time, now she knows who I am, and I know who she is.

[On doing dark humor] Ben Bailey: I don't want my act to be that. My goal is to have my act be completely unique. There's plenty of guys doing dark and nasty stuff. I just really don't want the audience of a dark/nasty act- the following. If you have a mean routine, you're gonna get an audience that digs that kind of [expletive deleted]... I don't want to see those people every day.