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  • Guard Almighty

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 11/25/96

    Although Hilton thinks he's going to fight crime in his new job as a security guard, he ends up as a glorified doorman who gets more than he bargained for. After Hilton graduates at the top of his class in security guard training school, he is assigned to his post at a fancy apartment building and is ready to be a crime fighter. Although he quickly learns that the job requires many things not taught in class -- like dealing with precocious young children who won't leave the lobby and walking the tenants' dogs, his professional training comes in handy when a robber breaks into the building on the night of the World Champion New York Yankees celebration party, which is attended by manager Joe Torre and pitcher David Cone (guest starring as themselves) -- only after they prove their identity to the overzealous Hilton!moreless
  • One Foot in Your Mouth

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 10/21/96

    Deceit weaves a tangled web around Hilton, who tells "one little lie" and then, to keep up the ruse, finds that he must pretend he's someone else -- and not married to Ruth. In order to avoid attending a wedding, Hilton fibs about needing brain surgery -- and pays a high price. Hilton is always frustrated by everyday deceits, including truth in advertising. Nevertheless, he makes up the lie to avoid attending the Sunday wedding of the son of Ruth's friends, Elaine and Dave, which interferes with his watching sports on television. Pretty soon, he's ensnared in a tangled web of his own making.moreless
  • Shirley is a Mother

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    S 2 : Ep 21 - 4/13/78

    With Mama out of town, Raj gets Shirley to babysit Dee who gets Shirley thinking about her past. Meanwhile, Raj and Rerun's graduation is approaching but right at the last minute Rerun gets himself in trouble by cheating on a final exam which prompts Shirley to give him some guidance.moreless
  • The Play's the Big Thing

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 11/3/77

    Raj has written a play and it's become a school production. However, he fears the play will be ruined after he gives the lead role to Rerun.
  • Christmas

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 12/11/76

    With Mama planning to work on Christmas, Raj and Dee agree to have Christmas dinner at Bill's apartment. However, Mama is able to get out of working at the last minute and soon discovers that the kids have plans and she finds herself facing a lonesome Christmas.moreless
  • The Burger Queen

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 11/20/76

    Rerun has his heart set on getting the role in a hamburger commercial. However, once down at the audition the producers find Dee to be better suited despite the fact that she can't stand the taste of them. An even bigger problem arises when Mama's permission is needed for her to do the commercial, but she's in Phoenix.moreless
  • The Birthday Present

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 8/12/76

    Trying to get enough money to buy Mama a birthday present is not as easy as it sounds for Raj. This leads him to some dice playing but Mama breaks it up and confiscates the money he won. In a last attempt, Raj, Rerun and Dwayne try to walk out of the store with a blouse after writing an IOU.moreless
  • Going Out of Business

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 10/18/74

    The tax season has come and after an accountant goes through the books he finds that Fred and Lamont will end up owing the government. The accountant explains the situation and Lamont decides to go out and gets a job at a clothing store, so more money is coming into the household. Fred fears this may be the end of Sanford & Son Salvage.moreless
  • Easy Faller

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    S 4 : Ep 25 - 3/19/70

    Donald hurts his back trying to demonstrate skiing in Ann's apartment, and worries about missing an interview. Ann brings the interviewee over to her apartment, and Lou comes over as well!
  • They Shoot Pictures, Don't They?

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    S 4 : Ep 24 - 3/12/70

    Neighbor Ruth Bauman is strangely disinterested in a movie her husband is making with Ann and Donald. While viewing the film with Donald, Ann is shocked when she sees Ruth kissing another man in the background. Ann investigates to get the real story. It turns out that Ruth is pregnant and the man that she was kissing was her realtor because he found them a perfect place.moreless
  • The Reunion

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    S 4 : Ep 22 - 2/26/70

    As class secretary-treasurer, Ann loses track of $360 she is to use for a high school reunion. Her father lends her the money, even though the party is to be at a rival restaurant. At the party, Ann watches three classmates she suspects of having taken the money.moreless
  • Ten Percent of Nothing is Nothing

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    S 4 : Ep 15 - 1/1/70

    Ann joins her agent's comedy act in the Catskills, with disastrous results.
  • Fix My Screen and Bug Out

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    S 4 : Ep 10 - 11/20/69

    Ann tries to help out her neighbors in saving their hotel from the ownership of her ex-boyfriend.
  • Shake Hands and Come Out Acting

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    S 4 : Ep 9 - 11/13/69

    Don is doing a story on a fighter who wants to be an actor.
  • Hearing Today, Gone Tomorrow

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 10/23/69

    A hearing loss from a cold that Ann receives ruins a commercial spot for her.
  • My Part Belongs to Daddy

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    S 4 : Ep 3 - 10/2/69

    Ann is assigned to direct the Brewster annual play, but has to tell her father that he will not have the starring role.
  • He and She and He

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    S 2 : Ep 22 - 2/8/68

    Donald is stunned when Ann receives a marriage proposal from British fashion photographer Noel Prince. Noel expects his answer in the morning, despite Ann's protestations that she loves Donald.
  • When in Rome

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 11/9/67

    Ann wins a part in an Italian movie, but turns it down when she discovers a nude scene.
  • You Have to Know Someone to Be Unknown

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    S 1 : Ep 26 - 3/9/67

    Ann reads that a famous producer is looking for an unknown for his play and has Donald put in a good word for her. He tries to tell her that the producer had found his star a long time ago, but she doesn't listen.moreless