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  • Guard Almighty

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 11/25/96

    Although Hilton thinks he's going to fight crime in his new job as a security guard, he ends up as a glorified doorman who gets more than he bargained for. After Hilton graduates at the top of his class in security guard training school, he is assigned to his post at a fancy apartment building and is ready to be a crime fighter. Although he quickly learns that the job requires many things not taught in class -- like dealing with precocious young children who won't leave the lobby and walking the tenants' dogs, his professional training comes in handy when a robber breaks into the building on the night of the World Champion New York Yankees celebration party, which is attended by manager Joe Torre and pitcher David Cone (guest starring as themselves) -- only after they prove their identity to the overzealous Hilton!moreless
  • One Foot in Your Mouth

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 10/21/96

    Deceit weaves a tangled web around Hilton, who tells "one little lie" and then, to keep up the ruse, finds that he must pretend he's someone else -- and not married to Ruth. In order to avoid attending a wedding, Hilton fibs about needing brain surgery -- and pays a high price. Hilton is always frustrated by everyday deceits, including truth in advertising. Nevertheless, he makes up the lie to avoid attending the Sunday wedding of the son of Ruth's friends, Elaine and Dave, which interferes with his watching sports on television. Pretty soon, he's ensnared in a tangled web of his own making.moreless
  • He and She and He

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    S 2 : Ep 22 - 2/8/68

    Donald is stunned when Ann receives a marriage proposal from British fashion photographer Noel Prince. Noel expects his answer in the morning, despite Ann's protestations that she loves Donald.
  • When in Rome

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 11/9/67

    Ann wins a part in an Italian movie, but turns it down when she discovers a nude scene.
  • You Have to Know Someone to Be Unknown

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    S 1 : Ep 26 - 3/9/67

    Ann reads that a famous producer is looking for an unknown for his play and has Donald put in a good word for her. He tries to tell her that the producer had found his star a long time ago, but she doesn't listen.moreless