Bill Bellamy

Bill: (On his show, "Fastlane") It's absolutely a full-on, turbo-speed cop show. It's a buddy cop show with the energy of a Miami Vice meets 48 Hours meets Lethal Weapon. We have hot cars, a hot city like L.A., beautiful, sultry women coming in and out of our lives -- some bad, some good. Incredibly bad men who we're trying to bring down. We're trying to bring down the men who think they have it going on. The think they're bigger than the system, and we're bringin' 'em down.

Bill: (On Best and Worst videos of all time) Best "Thriller," Worst Weird Al Yankovic. I never got him [singing] "eat it" That was whack.

Bill: (On Jenny McCarthy) I remember when we first met, we had to change in the bathroom together. We were doing the MTV Beach House, and we had to get ready to do another show. I was getting changed in the bathroom and they were rushing her, so we both had to do it at like the same time. So she was like, 'is it cool with you?' and I was like, 'it's cool with me, if it's cool with you. Let's go.'