SpongeBob and Squidward form a band. Squidward plays his clarinet and SpongeBob plays his ukulele but things get harder than the two of them thought it would be.
Barney gives Quinn a very exhaustive pre-nup, leading her to respond in kind. The guys put forth their own relationship standards, that the girls find unacceptable.
Nancy looks for a job while Andy and Doug find out that one of them knocked up Jill. Meanwhile, Silas tries to get back his stolen plants.
Extreme Spots: SpongeBob and Patrick, who are super fans of the Drasticals, want to show Johnny Krill whatever it takes to join their extreme sports team no matter how extreme or dangerous their stunts may be.
Squirrel Record: Sandy is determined to break a record number of world records, in record time, for her action-packed weekend and SpongeBob joins along the dangerous fun with her.moreless
Are You Happy Now?: SpongeBob tries to help Squidward find his happiest memory.
Planet of the Jellyfish: SpongeBob and Sandy must defeat an evil Jellyfish overlord who has replaced everyone with clones.moreless
Marshall tailgates at his father's grave to keep a tradition alive. Ted and Barney start their own bar. Robin's pressed into service when Sandy is too drunk to be on the air.
The Forever People come seeking a missing possession: Sphere, which has undergone a bizarre transformation.
House Sittin' for Sandy: SpongeBob agrees to house sit for Sandy. However, chaos erupts when Patrick comes for a visit. Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob and Squidward go to the "Kelpy G" jazz concert.moreless
Mermaid Man Begins: We learn the origin story of the underwater superhero Mermaid Man and his sidekick Barnacle Boy.
Plankton's Good Eye: Plankton steals SpongeBob's DNA so he can grow a second eye, but Plankton having a second eye means that his personality changes.
Barnacle Face: When Pearl gets a barnacle on the side of her face, Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob help her get rid of it before the school dance.
Pet Sitter Pat: Patrick watches Gary while SpongeBob goes to Gramma's house to celebrate her birthday.
When Patrick suddenly grows a beard, Patrick decides to become more adult with Squidward showing him how. But when Patrick becomes too mature to do anything fun, SpongeBob worries about losing his best friend.moreless