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  • P.S. Yes, In That Way

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 1/11/09

    Billy Dee Williams is irritated how most people only remember him is for his traitorous role as Lando Calrissien in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back; Rambo has trouble expressing his feelings; What the pen on a normal person's desk does when they're not around is revealed; the true ending of Harry and the Hendersons; Breckin Meyer reveals 10 different ways someone can spend $12,000; When Strawberry Shortcake finds out a Black Berry has been stolen, she seeks revenge; KITT from Knight Rider has to put up with some truly annoying antics of his driver; a South American native literally gets captured in a photograph; and when a guy named Calvin tries out for G.I. Joe, only to get ridiculed & dubbed as Fumbles, Calvin/Fumbles seeks for some payback by signing up with Cobra, and takes some deadly retribution out against the whole G.I. Joe crew.moreless
  • Goodbye and Good Riddance

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    S 4 : Ep 13 - 4/15/08

    With summer over, Ben goes back to school. Unable to tell anyone about the Omnitrix, Ben finds that regular life is much more boring than he imagined. However, the arrival of Vilgax promises to rectify that situation. Will Ben defeat Vilgax once more or does Vilgax have a plan to destroy Ben and the rest of his little town?moreless
  • The First Supper

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 10/3/07

    When Chuck runs into Kelly and Gracie having dinner at a restauraunt, he awkwardly joins them for a meal; Montana struggles to get over a cheating boyfriend she learns about live on air.moreless
  • Pilot

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 9/19/07

    Renowned anchorman Chuck Darling returns to his Pittsburgh co-anchor roots, and his consistent off-screen quarreling with his former co-anchor, Kelly Carr, with whom he discovers he has a child.
  • Day at the Circus

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    S 2 : Ep 17 - 10/29/06

    Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren’t in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves the Addams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is Death! The Black Stallion teaches us about race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up in the greatest buddy cop movie ever!moreless
  • Gwen 10

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 6/1/06

    When two robbers try to rob a gas station mart, Ben decides to turn into Four Arms to stop them. However, when he tries to activate the Omnitrix, it seems to be missing from his wrist. To make the situation more confusing, Grandpa Max and Gwen seem to have no knowledge of the summer they've spent together so far. It turns out that it's the first day of their vacation. Ben discovers that he has traveled back in time, and he decides to get the Omnitrix again. When he arrives at the crash, though, Gwen was able to get there first and obtain the device. Gwen has more control over the Omnitrix than Ben did. Can Ben find a way out of this alternate reality, and get things back the way they were?moreless
  • North by North Quahog

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    S 4 : Ep 1 - 5/1/05

    Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.moreless
  • Second Hand Emotions

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    S 2 : Ep 25 - 10/31/86

    A group of Joes are attending the wedding of Lifeline's sister in Pittsburgh, while others are at a nearby weapons depot testing new armor. Unsuspectingly, the Dreadnoks are able to attach small receivers to the back of the Joes' necks in order for Dr. Mindbender to manipulate their emotions in hopes that Cobra can defeat them.

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  • Nightmare Assault

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    S 2 : Ep 24 - 10/30/86

    All of the Joes are having nightmare involving a huge snake attacking them. At first they feel that it is due to the stress of the situation but as the nightmares continue, they begins to affect the Joes performance fighting Cobra who is controlling them.moreless
  • The Most Dangerous Thing in the World

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    S 2 : Ep 23 - 10/29/86

    Cobra takes advantage of General Hawk going to a NATO meeting in Europe and infiltrates the Department Of Defense's computers and promotes Lifeline, Dial Tone and Shipwreck (who's not even in the army) all to the rank of Colonel. The three can't cooperate and are not quite officer material which creates utter pandemonium at G.I. Joe Headquarters. Cobra capitalizes on the situation and attacks a research lab near the Joes' base. The Joes are defeated easily and fall back to Joe HQ. Hawk arrives in the nick of time and organizes a counter offensive, pushing Cobra back.moreless
  • G.I. Joe and the Golden Fleece

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    S 2 : Ep 22 - 10/27/86

    There is a Joe/Cobra battle over the Suez Canal when a spacecraft flies overhead and drops a glowing coil. When Joe and Cobra teams are dispatched to investigate, they are sent back to Ancient Greece.moreless
  • Ninja Holiday

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    S 2 : Ep 21 - 10/22/86

    Sergent Slaughter is captured by Cobra Commander and goes through a series of bloodsports with the prize being to assassinate Serpentor.
  • Raise the Flagg!

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    S 2 : Ep 20 - 10/20/86

    The Joes stumble upon an oil platform being used by Cobra to try to salvage the anti-matter pod that went down with the USS Flagg and the Cobra helicarrier. The Joes investigate, followed by Zartan and his siblings, but both teams are captured by an insane Cobra cook named B.A. LaCarre.

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  • My Favorite Things

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    S 2 : Ep 19 - 10/16/86

    Wet-Suit and Leatherneck have never, ever got along but their heated rivalry must take a backseat when Serpentor begins collecting artifacts from his former lives to gain power, and Leatherneck is poisoned trying to stop him. Wet-Suit has to prove he doesn't have any hard feelings for Leatherneck, as he and Lifeline risk their lives trying to recover an antidote from Serpentor's blood.moreless
  • My Brother's Keeper

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    S 2 : Ep 18 - 10/15/86

    Sergeant Slaughter accompanies Sci-Fi to a science fiction convention, where Dr. Mindbender recruits a handicapped scientist to repair his latest weapon. Mindbender's false promises to enable the scientist to walk again lead him to walk all over his brother.moreless
  • Grey Hairs and Growing Pains

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    S 2 : Ep 17 - 10/14/86

    Cobra steals Madame Versailles youth treatment. The JOEs try to figure out why and that leads them to the Ageless Care Spa, where Lady Jaye, Mainframe and Dial Tone are turned into seven year-olds.moreless
  • The Spy Who Rooked Me

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    S 2 : Ep 16 - 10/13/86

    International superspy Matthew Burke volunteers his services in helping the Joes transport nerve gas to a safe facility.
  • Iceberg Goes South

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    S 2 : Ep 15 - 10/9/86

    The JOEs visit an arctic region where Iceberg's girlfriend is collecting samples of animals tissue for her uncle's research at the Tropadome. Iceberg goes to the Trapadome only to be captured by Doctor Mindbender's new mutant animal army.moreless
  • Glamour Girls

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    S 2 : Ep 14 - 10/8/86

    Madame Vail agrees to sell her youth transference machine, which makes people young and beautiful. In return for kidnapping some of the world's top models, their youth and beauty will be transferred to the machine's user.moreless
  • The Rotten Egg

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 10/7/86

    Leatherneck attends graduation ceremonies at a new academy and discovers it run by former enemy Buck McCann, who is loyal to Cobra. Leatherneck must foil McCann's plan to destroy Paris Island Marine Academy.moreless
  • Cobrathon

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    S 2 : Ep 12 - 10/6/86

    Cobra stages a telethon to raise money for a computer virus that will bring down all the computer systems in the world, as the Joes try to rescue Sci Fi and Lifeline...
  • The Million Dollar Medic

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 10/2/86

    Bree Van Mark, a cute, wealthy woman, develops a crush on Lifeline after he rescues her and her father from a sinking yacht during a battle between G.I. Joe and Cobra. Lifeline discovers that Cobra is after Bree's father, a wealthy industrialist whose holdings include a defense company. But the Joes think that Bree is working for Cobra since some of her gifts, including a a convoy of ambulances, enables them to attack Joe Headquarters. After the skirmish, she flies off with Lifeline in a Tomahawk and heads to her cabin in the Rockies, eventually followed by Cobra. Lifeline, who is a pacifist, must fend off Cobra until the rest of the Joes arrive for the rescue.

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  • Once Upon a Joe

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 10/1/86

    When an orphanage is accidentally damaged during a battle, Shipwreck and other members from G.I. Joe volunteer to help repair it. While doing so, Shipwreck is dragged into telling the children a fairy tale...a typically cockeyed Shipwreck extravaganza!moreless
  • Let's Play Soldier

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 9/30/86

    Cobra discovers an Asian tree sap that brainwashes people, and uses it to enslave the native population. Leatherneck must care for four orphans while the other Joes try to prevent Cobra from marketing the sap as chewing gum.moreless
  • The Killing Jar

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 9/29/86

    An unusual grouping of individuals, Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus, Wreck-Gar and Marissa Faireborn, suddenly find themselves together, courtesy of the Quintessons. Bizarre, nasty tests on a Quintesson ship await these four because of their common enemies' 'quest for knowledge.' Unfortunately, a black hole threatens them all. Only teamwork can save the day.moreless
  • Sink the Montana

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 9/29/86

    An aging admiral learns that his ship is to be scrapped, and he turns to Cobra for help. Cobra renders his ship impervious to electronic vessels, so G.I. Joe must use the two-hundred-year-old USS Constitution to defeat him.moreless
  • Computer Complications

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 9/26/86

    When the Joes seek to recover a sample of anti-matter from a sunken ship, Zarana is sent to their headquarters to sabotage the operation. She and Mainframe discover they have feelings for each other. In the aftermath of a battle, the USS Flagg is sunk.moreless
  • Last Hour to Doomsday

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 9/25/86

    Lady Jaye disguises herself as the Baroness in order to learn about a Cobra weapon created to form whirlpools and tidal waves.
  • Arise, Serpentor, Arise! : Day 5

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 9/19/86

    Seargent Slaughter and the rescue team escape Cobra Island, but Serpentor captures Washington D.C. just as the Joes learn about the new leader. But Serpentor's lack of experience in modern warfare puts Cobra at a disadvantage when G.I. Joe stages a counterattack.moreless
  • Arise, Serpentor, Arise! : Day 4

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 9/18/86

    Cobra Commander sabotages Dr. Mindbender's first experiment, and it rises as a hideous monster. Sergeant Slaughter briefly escapes, then is recaptured but manages to destroy his DNA sample. The second attempt is successful, and Serpentor is created. Meanwhile, a Joe search party is sent to Cobra Island to rescue Slaughter and learn more about Cobra's plans.moreless
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