Ahhh, Bob Dole. Just his name is enough to make your day. It does to me! I would go far and wide to shake that mans hand. Because just that is enough to give me an overload of emotions that could possibly lead to a heart attack. If I do get a heart attack in Bob Dole's presence, I wouldn't be worried in the least. Bob Dole would save me,maybe touch me! Bob Dole can be considered as a hero, a savior, an object of fantasy, a god, but mostly, a dream. One can only dream of the Dole. Bob Dole is too good for any of us, sadly. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a group of people waiting outside his home...erm... Manor, wanting a piece of Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole. We all love you.
Bob Dole is an amazing human being. Sure he did some war stuff which I guess is good and all. And sure he ran for president, which is also good. But his best thing? Being Bob Dole.
Bob Dole is the most inspirational, the most perfect, the most mashed potatoey person there is. He inspires billions to better themselves so they can ever try to have a chance with him.
He has charm, he is smart and also has sex appeal with those Viagra commercials. I think that it would be really hard to find another talent out there that is anywhere near half of the wonderfulness that Bob Dole is at.
I am so grateful to be able to enjoy him in various thing and I do hope that he does more in the future because the world needs more Bob Dole.
Bob Dole knows how great Bob Dole is, and would like to congratulate Bob Dole on being so Bob Dole. The world is a better place for the Bob Dole advancements Bob Dole has made. Now, there just needs to be a Bob Dole the country, where Bob Dole as Bob Dole can be the first Bob Dolian, a citizen of Bob Dole. And as Bob Dole, Bob Dole shall be the president. Bob Dole is a great man and a fantastic actor, as is evident by Bob Dole's many television appearances making Bob Dole a TV person too, which is why Bob Dole can write this review on TV.com with no political agenda. What a peaceful Bob Dole world. Bob Dole. Bob Dole shall now conclude this review about Bob Dole.
