The 26th episode from the second season of adult animated program Shin Chan, "The Epicish Battle Comenceth" follows Shin as he enters a kendo tournament, complete with the bizarre sense of humor and pop-culture references the series is known for. As Shin uses his unique style to advance in the tournament, his orphaned teacher makes contact with his estranged father.moreless
The Loser Can't Lose It 'Cause He Lost It So He Loses It / Lunch Flake! / Bitey of Evidence
The Loser Can't Lose It 'Cause He Lost It So He Loses It
Shin helps Yonro look for something he lost that will allow him to obtain his 'Box for Hire'.
Shin forgot he had invited his friends over for lunch and has to wing it when they show up.
Bitey of Evidence
Before Mitzi can send Shin to a boot camp for problem kids, she must first provide some evidence. An injury would suffice, which she hopes to receive by playing with Shin.
The Joke Stops Here / Book 'Em, Shin-o! / The Dildor Saga: Disciples for the Truthery
The Joke Stops Here
The gang tries to cheer Penny up when she becomes depressed.
Book 'Em, Shin-o!
Georgie and Shin attempt to use the library.
The Dildor Saga: Disciples for the Truthery
Shin invites his friends to join him at his kendo lesson.
Gotta Gotta Hiccup to Get Down! / Daddy's Day Scare / Running to Mate!: A Flashback to Our Butthole Apartment Story!
Gotta Gotta Hiccup to Get Down!
Bodily functions become the subject du jour for the gang during recess.
Daddy's Day Scare
Hiro takes a day off from work and ends up playing ninja with Shin.
Running to Mate!: A Flashback to Our Butthole Apartment Story!
To impress Naniko, Shin takes up jogging.
Penny's Mom Abhors Shin / The Dildor Saga: Beelzedrop Returns!
Penny's Mom Abhors Shin
When Penny's mom suspects she's pregnant, she decides to take drastic measures.
The Dildor Saga: Beelzedrop Returns!
Shin's crazy kendo teacher decides Shin's neighbor is Beelzedrop and goes about trying to awaken him.
S#!tty Kickers / S#!tty Kickers 2: The Legend of Girlie Gold / The Rise and Fall of Georgie Preskott the Third's Reich
The Noharas spend some time in the country.
S#!tty Kickers 2: The Legend of Girlie Gold
Shin befriends a girl during their country trip.
The Rise and Fall of Georgie Preskott the Third's Reich
The gang plays house.
In Case You Forgot: Grandfather Knows Best / Pooter Tutor! / The Dildor Saga: Trials of Falsemother!
In Case You Forgot: Grandfather Knows Best
While Mitzi's mother recovers from her latest misadventure, her father stays with the Noharas.
Mitzi hires Yonro to tutor Shin.
The Dildor Saga: Trials of Falsemother!
Mitzi attends Shin's kendo lesson to see exactly what's being taught.
The Kiss of Debt / Shinja Gaiden / Grandfather Knows Best
The Kiss of Debt
When Hiro gets caught with his hand in Mitzi's Boob Job Jar, she reduces his allowance as punishment. Now in order for Hiro to get his full allowance restored, he must agree to comply with a couple of Mitzi's demands.
After observing the gang playing 'Ninja vs. Samurai' at recess, Principal Ench offers to give them some lessons in the ninja arts.
Grandfather Knows Best
Shin's grandfather gets a little more than he bargained for when he drops by for a little visit. As Shin entertains him, he starts to regret visiting as Shin tells him about a lot of things he would just rather not know.
Along Came a Rider / Sleepin' It Real / Anything You Kendo, I Kendo Better
Along Came a Rider
Mitzi becomes obsessed with the T.V. actor who plays Biker Bastard.
Sleepin' It Real
A school sleep-over is a delight for Shin Chan. For Georgie however, it's misery.
Anything You Kendo, I Kendo Better
Mitzi and Hiro fight against each other to see who is more worthy of teaching Shin the martial art of kendo.
Action Bastard Says, "I've Got You, Crabs!" / Whitey Flight / Fragile Rock
Action Bastard Says "I've Got You, Crabs!"
Inspired after watching Lollipop gain superpowers during an installment of Action Bastard, Penny has the gang re-enact the episode with herself playing Lollipop. And as usual, it doesn't turn out like she planned when Shin and the others stray from their characters.
Hiro and Shin have their hands full as they try to take Whitey to the veterinarian.
After a dispute over the origin of pet rocks leaves Maso and Boo not speaking to each other, Penny and Shin attempt to fix their friendship.
Shin Chan: The High School Years Episode Two: Raging Bullshin / Episode Three: Million Dollar Boo-by / Episode Four: The Grade Nine Hope
Wrestlewomania! / Wet Dreams May Come / Shin Chan: The High School Years! Episode One: Shin-derella-chan
The Noharas spend the evening watching lady wrestling as a family.
Wet Dreams May Come
As he naps, Shin finds that his usual dreams become a little weirder than usual thanks to Hima's antics.
Shin Chan: The High School Years! Episode One: Shin-derella-chan
It's 10 years in the future and Shin is in high school. Older? Perhaps. Wiser? Are you kidding?
The Widow Breaker / Whitey's Man Burden / Look Who's Stalking!
The Widow Breaker
Miss Katz wants to make her former schoolmate and rival, Samantha, jealous. She enlists Miss Anderson and her boyfriend, Doyle, in her plans which consists of Doyle pretending to be her loving husband. Her deception is working until Shin and the gang manage to blow their cover but the tables are turned when Miss Katz learns she's not the only one with deception on their mind.
Whitey's Man Burden
Shin's too lazy to feed Whitey, who hasn't eaten in days. Mitzi presents a scenario to Shin as to what it would be like if Shin was in Whitey's position, and this plays out in Whitey's head for most of the episode. It doesn't turn out too well.
Look Who's Stalking!
Yuka warns Mitzi that a creep has been seen lurking around the neighborhood. While Mitzi, Micchi and Yoshirin argue about who among them is most 'rape-able', Shin dons his Action Bastard gear as he tries to protect the family. Everyone is relieved when the creep turns out to be their former wall monster neighbor, Yonro.
Ass Got Breezy Being Green / Summer Baby / Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 4: Fear the Money Shot!
Ass Got Breezy Being Green
The kids are enjoying catching and then releasing frogs until a couple of mean second graders show up. It's up to Shin to save the day...and the frogs.
Mitzi attempts to give Summer a lesson in parenting but it's Summer who ends up teaching Mitzi how to "chillax".
Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 4: Fear the Money Shot!
In this episode of Action Bastard, Bastard tries to stop Dr. Hitler Clone from unleashing his evil plan upon the world.
Mr. Penny Builds Her Dream House! / Blowing Me Softly / Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 1: Rise of the Pecker!
Mr. Penny Builds Her Dream House!
Penny forces her friends to play her version of house but the boys keep messing it up.
Blowing Me Softly
It's the nightly traumatic ritual of washing and drying Hima's hair.
Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 1: Rise of the Pecker!
In this episode of Action Bastard, Action Bastard battles Flying Pecker and his mind controlling arachno-bots while Lollipop struggles with whether or not to reveal her dark secret.
Tot for Teacher? / Nice Day for a Whitey Wedding / Little Kids Drinking Beer!
Tot for Teacher?
After Shin sees Miss Anderson shopping for baby clothes, the kids believe she is expecting and can't wait to tell everybody. They start off by congratulating Doyle on his pending fatherhood and things go downhill from there.
Nice Day for a Whitey Wedding
Shin decides Whitey should get married and pretty soon the entire gang is involved in throwing a dog wedding.
Little Kids Drinking Beer!
When Hiro refuses to let Shin and Hima have some of his imported beer, the two devise a plan to wrangle a taste of the forbidden beverage.
The Drinky Hero Show! / Trading Faces! / Trading Faces! Part 2!
The Drinky Hiro Show!
It's after hours and Hiro's home...Drunk! After amusing himself with his sleeping family, the wasted wastrel decides it's time for a midnight snack. Mmm! Steak pancakes! Alerted by the danger to his food supply, Shin is soon drafted in the cause. Gross quickly dissolves into disgusting. Hiro, that smear better be chocolate mashed potatoes!
Take one worn out mother and add one boy, desperately dashing for the potty, and you've got a recipe for disaster! Shin and Mitzi find their roles reversed... Literally! And their first problem: Plumbing! You're sure you know how to use that thing, Mom? Hmm, it can't be that hard! Uh oh, Shin, I need you to breastfeed your little sister!
Trading Faces! Part 2!
Things only get weirder as Hiro comes home. This is not what was meant by role playing! Hima's not the only one freaked out as Mitzi/Shin cares for her/his daughter/sister at school, while back at the house Shin/Mitzi is getting busy stuffing face. Boy, this is getting confusing! And when Shin/Mitzi leaves the house against orders, embarrassment will be redefined for the neighborhood!
Kindergarten Pop / The Secret Life of Georgie / Action Bastard Says, "Give Yourself the Shaft!"
Hiro's called in a bomb threat and is enjoying his day off from work when Mitzi remembers that it's parent's day at the school. Reminded of all the hot young moms, Hiro jumps at the chance to put his family first! But things progress rapidly from bad to worse, jump started with an essay Shin wrote about his father! "He comes home drunk, his life is lame."
The Secret Life of Georgie
Georgie's harboring a secret! The youth is desperate for a cardboard reproduction of Yaz from the TV series Heiressz. What lengths will he go to in order to get his hands on the prize? And can he do it while keeping his shameful love for such girlish tripe from his friends? Oh, to have so much money and yet not be able to buy your heart's greatest desire... How cruel!
Action Bastard Says, "Give Yourself the Shaft!"
It's another evening at the Nohara house, but Mitzi's in an awfully good mood! Could it have anything to do with the Action Bastard Vibrating Bastard Shaft that Shin won at the store that day? Everyone seems to have a different use for it, but they're all getting off! That is, until Shin tries it out on Hiro. Watch out: Things get really messy! And fast!
Shin Wars: Episode IV: A Poo Hope / Shin Wars: Episode V: The Empire Likes Sprack / Shin Wars: Episode VI: Re-turd of the Hentai
Shin Wars: Episode IV: A Poo Hope
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Bader has kidnapped Princess Labia, only in this version she's not hot! Now it's up to Any-Wan Canblowme and young Puke Skypooper to save the princess, and first they'll need a ship...but it's been towed! Your light rod is weak and flaccid, old man. Wait, that's not what happens!
Shin Wars: Episode V: The Empire Likes Sprack
Now was it Lord Bader or Master Bader? Either way, the helmet head is feeling a great disturbance in his shorts! Meanwhile, Puke Skypooper and Princess Labia find themselves the reluctant rescuers of oppressed semi-cute woodland creatures! Great, we're pandering to a younger demographic!
Shin Wars: Episode VI: Re-turd of the Hentai
As our heroes continue their laborious climb up to the Meth Star, the woodland insurgents prepare to take on the High Fighters. And after the surprise return of Any-Wan Canblowme, young Skypooper faces off against Darth Bader one last time! Just what we need, another glowing cock fight. Remember, matters not Master Puke!