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The Spooftoon Show
Note, this is made up dream fantasy what-if history. This is all never going to happen.
Fictional background: When Butch Hartman formed his own media conglomerate bought from Viacom/CBS, he set up an in-house hand-drawn animation studio where animators and famous creators joined forces from Hartman, Fox, Disney, etc. and created such series of animated shorts and TV shows, such as a successful "Fairly Oddparents" spinoff. While experimenting with one-hit wonders, he made a theatrical pilot parodying the Disney version of "The Three Little Pigs" complete with retro style opening/closing titles and logos being shown before a feature film. Hartman's parody won an Academy Award for Best Animated Short Film and was very popular that CBS wanted a new prime-time animated/variety SNL-style sitcom based on the series on the series title card, "Spooftoon". Thus, the Spooftoon Show was born. The standard theme song, however, stayed the same even though there was lots of cold openings.
Ok, here we go.
This is partially a TV-PG, maybe TV-G rated show by the way.
Season 1
Pilot: The Three Big Pigs- A Paramount/Hartman Spooftoon Color Classic
TV Airing Sponsor: Ford Fusion Hybrid (Theatrical release had no sponsor)
The two pigs' houses are foreclosed, where the smart pig buys a foreclosure-proof house. After disgused as an offensive brushpeddler, the wolf realtor tries and tries to foreclose the house but it's too foreclosure-proof.
Pooh-Pooh Bear/Hartmanberry Hound /Scalpy and Scrapy
Presented by: Crest
Yogi Bear meets Winnie the Pooh in the first segment where the bear drives the ranger nuts by emitting what he calls "brown frosting" leaving a mess all over Hundred Acre Park. Then, a brown hound tries to outsmart a magician. Finally, a gut wretching clone of "Itchy and Scratchy" complete with Herman & Katnip/Tom & Jerry violence and sick animation. (Opening logo gag- the child audience screams at a roaring MGM lion-style bear at the beginning of the segment, plus the logo billing it A Hartman-Goodchild-Seibert Spooftoon in Paramolacolor ).
Phony-eas and Herb
Guest Writers/Directors of In-House Animation- Dan P. and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
Presented by: Coca-Cola
Fictional background: A more abstract incarnation of Phineas and his stepbrother were used to protest against the "annoying" shows on Disney Channel when the Disney Company had a "creator's strike" against indepedently-created TV productions Disney owned. So the creators went back to the now-merged animation studios of Hartman/Nickelodeon to where they started and wrote a Spooftoon plus designed a more abstarct Phineas plus a Spongebob-shaped-headed version of Ferb, renamed it Phony-eas and Herb for fair use (and to also give it a Looney Tunes feel to it.) This is technically an episode of a certian "Fairly Oddparents" spinoff, but was billed as an episode of "The Spooftoon Show".
Synopsis: In a "Fairly OddParents" in-house era world, two kids, who recently moved to Vicky's house, are tortured by Vicky. Joined by two of their friends, Chester and AJ, they get real estate from a beaten-up Dimmsdale road of strip malls with grafitti to build the Dimmadome II, and with permission from the International Olympic Committie, it is home to the 2009 Dimmolympics. Meanwhile, in all events and celebration, their pet cat is actually a spy! Agent C (for Chessie the Cat), is stopping his arch-nemisis, Mr. Crocker, from building a machine that disintergrates the entire dome that makes Crocker ruler of the world! Vicky knows what they're up, and you know the rest if you're a regular watcher of the real McCoy.
A Spooftoon Christmas
(Santa's Present, Christmas Comes But Twice A Year, Snow Frolics Sing-A-Long)
Presented by: eBay and Comedy Central Holiday Movie Marathon
All parodies of cartoon produced by the Fleischer/Famous output Paramount Pictures had. First up, Little Carmen (send-up of Little Audrey) and all kids around the world give Santa boxes of Ho-Ho's in different languages for not giving a boy's wish for world peace. Second, Pappy (Timmy's Pappy, not Popeye's) dresses up as Santa to steal an orphanage's gift and returns 'em a la "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" meets "Christmas Comes But Once A Year". Finally, we get a gag anthology of animals having winter frolics which leads to a Bouncing Ball sing-along to "Jingle Bells", but how many verses can you take? According to the animation director, it took a lot of research to find nearly every verse of "Jingle Bells".
Season Finale: Spooftoon Movie Trailer Madness!
Guest Producer: Paramount/Hartman/Dreamworks Advertising Dept.
Presented by: Netflix
A slew of near-trademark-infrigining movie trailers used for parody! These parody movie trailers and TV spots have been realistically produced, but even though they look like an edited glimpse, don't be looking for these in theaters. Not even legal and illegal downloads/streams can have these movies also in feature form.
Season Two
Presented by: Post
The Redstones- Viacom's chairman is going back to the modern stone-age that a certian animated sitcom family lived in. Instead of Bedrock, it's New Rock (think New York).
Fischer Color Classics: Wish Safe/Somewhere in Candyworld/Greedy Sumpty Dumpty
Presented by: Campbell's
Wish Safe- Little Timmy, has his fairies disguisied as dogs, living near freight railroad tracks. Impressed by trains, he falls into a dream sequences to "WISH SAFE!". We find out that it was just a dream, and the dogs leave the leashes, trying to rescue Timmy. Just as we think Timmy got hit by a train, Cosmo picks up the real Timmy and says "That wasn't Timmy Turner laying on the track! That was Timmy Kay Bergman!" (think of how the original "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" voice of Timmy passed away).
Somewhere in Candyworld- The Paramount cartoons "Somewhere in Dreamland" meets "Butterscotch and Soda", presumably.
Greedy Sumner Dumpty- In a satire of Viacom's "greed" that anti-capitalists and Youtubers complain about, the nursery rhyme about a giant egg is this time a king of media and builds his tower higher and higer until a natural disaster wipes it away, having a great fall. Just like the ending orginial cartoon "Greedy Humpty Dumpty", the end title has a chorus singing "And all the king's horses, and all the king's men, could not put him together again!", only this time the Paramount logo is "An Anti-Mostamount Picture in Techincolor"
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