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  • The Miracle of Peckham

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    S 5 : Ep 2 - 9/7/86

    Del Boy gets religious when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it's raining and where did that lead in Del's garage come from?moreless
  • Party Political Broadcast

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 12/5/74

    The final regular episode features the most awful families in Britain, Icelandic Honey Week(but it's not really from Iceland), a man bleeding to death because he can't fill out his doctor's form, an appeal on behalf of rich people with nothing wrong with them, a woman who can't finish sentences, the Walking Tree of Dahome, and the legendary batsmen of the Kalahari.

  • Mr. Neutron

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    S 4 : Ep 5 - 11/28/74

    The love of a megalomaniac from outer space and a common housewife is threatened by his desire to rule the world and the man who can capture him, Teddy Salad. But the real threat comes from the BBC, where the budget can not afford the explosive ending at all.

  • Hamlet

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    S 4 : Ep 4 - 11/21/74

    Hamlet talking to several psychiatrists, a look at comfortable chairs, a couple in bed with her father, Mrs. Gorilla and Mrs. Non-Gorilla, and Queen Victorias talking about soccer feature in this episode.

  • The Light Entertainment War

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    S 4 : Ep 3 - 11/14/74

    A preview of several new shows, RAF banter, an Indian as a TV remote, 'woody' sounding words, show jumping to Broadway musicals, a black and white minstrel show, and Ben-Hur, and the romantic phase of World War II are featured in this episode.

  • Michael Ellis

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    S 4 : Ep 2 - 11/7/74

    A man has several adventures at a department store while buying an ant and returning it. The name Michael Ellis is prominently featured, though we really never know why.

  • The Golden Age of Ballooning

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    S 4 : Ep 1 - 10/31/74

    Series four begins with the Montgolfier brothers having a really good wash, stolen balloon plans, a Norwegian party political broadcast, Count von Zeppelin, and the Golden Age of Colonic Irrigation. Also, The Golden Age of Ballooning.

  • Dennis Moore

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 1/4/73

    Dennis Moore steals lupins, the Ideal Loon exhibition, the TV show Predjudice!, and doctors shaking down patients are featured in this episode.

  • E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 12/21/72

    A Tudor-era job agency, a dirty book shop, converts to the St. Looney Up The Cream Bun and Jam church, a discussion of life after death, and the disease named after the man who discovered it are featured.

  • The Nude Organist (aka The Nude Man)

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 12/14/72

    Mr. Badger tries to ruin sketches throughout this episode. Also, 19th century characters from English literature and a hypnotist build housing developments, an outburst of capital punishment, the Olympic men's hide-and-seek ends in a tie, the Cheaplaughs visiting their neighbors, a bullfighting probe, and split-crotched panties are huge on the planet Algon.

  • The Cycling Tour

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 12/7/72

    Mr. Pither's cycling tour of North Cornwall goes through many falls, people who don't want to talk, a bicycle shop disguised as a doctor's office, a man who thinks he's Trotsky and Eartha Kitt, a Communist revolution, and a firing squad before a happy ending.

  • The All-England Summarize Proust Competition

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    S 3 : Ep 5 - 11/16/72

    The All-England Summarize Proust Competition, hairdressers climbing Mount Everest, telephone operators asking about shoe sizes, party hints for communists, Mr. Smoketoomuch and Ms. Anne Elk, and fire brigade choruses singing Proust are featured.

  • Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror

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    S 3 : Ep 4 - 11/9/72

    Anagrams, merchant bankers, pantomime horses, Jacques Cousteau, a man joining the WRAC, and an actor complaining about getting no funny lines all feature in this episode.

  • The Money Programme

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 11/2/72

    The Money Programme presenter gets excited about money, a Japanese adaptation of Elizabeth V, and Scotland Yard's menagerie of detectives expose bad films and phony directors, while an argument clinic fills extra time.

  • Element of Risk

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    S 1 : Ep 15 - 12/24/71

    At a London airport, a gang of crooks who are planning a bullion heist mistake Danny for a criminal mastermind when the man's suitcase accidentally ends up in Danny's luggage cart.
  • Royal Episode 13

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 12/22/70

    Her Majesty the Queen is supposed to tune in and on her request, everything is to be normal; well as normal as an episode can be. Included are miners who dispute historical dates, someone talking in a roundabout way, the return of Spiny Norman, a dragon with bad breath, and a re-enactment of the Normandy invasion by high school girls. The audience rebels after seeing an undertaker give alternatives for burying a man's dead mother, but the Queen tuning in brings everything to a halt.

  • How Not to Be Seen

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 12/8/70

    Thanks to "S. Grog," Conquistador Instant Coffee becomes Conquistador Instant Leprosy; needle stuck on recording of announcer; needle stuck on credits; in 1929, Ramsey MacDonald in ladies' underwear "My it's hot in here"; job interview at swap center; animation- Miss Johnson destroyed by Chinese Communist conspiracy, Crelm toothpaste and U.S. defense only protection, Shrill gas mileage test; Neville Shunt's `It All Happened on the 8:13 From Gillingham', Shunt, Gavin Milnarrrr reviews the play; announcer and interviewer obsessed with giant buckteeth, shows clips from Martin Curry's film Julius Incisor; man on the street "I've been in the city..."; Crackpot Religions Ltd. to Cartoon Religions Ltd. (see below); H.M. Government Public Service Film No. 42 Para. 6 How Not to Be Seen; interview with a man trying not to seen; Jackie Charleton and the Toenails sing "Yummy Yummy (I've Got Love In My Tummy)" while trying not to be seen; credits; for those who just missed Monty Python, a 30-second recap.moreless
  • Scott of the Antarctic

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 12/1/70

    Footage from the movie "Le Fromage Grand," starring a lady and a revolutionary in a garbage dump "I see you have a cabbage," film reviewer, another dump; the filming of Scott of the Antarctic "Gleet! Gleet!" mutates into Scott of the Sahara "I gotta fight the lion!," "See Scott's death struggle with a huge African lion!" a 40 foot tall electric penguin with tentacles, and a giant set of teeth; announcer; credits; animation- stepping on people, Conrad Pooth and his dancing teeth, and a letter; man tries to license his pet fish Eric; Derby Council #15 comes out for the second half of a rugby match with Lord Mayors and their ladies; in football, the Gynecologists Association versus the Long John Silver Impersonators; credits.moreless
  • Archaeology Today

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 11/17/70

    BBC-1 previews what's coming on, Variety and then there's Sport!; credits; animation- toe from credits found in dig; Archaeology Today- interviewer obsessed with peoples heights; Flaming Star- singing archaeologists' revenge against interviewer from previous sketch; an appeal to overcome sanity by the Reverend Arthur Belling of St. Looney Up the Cream Bun and Jam; Leapy Lee makes an appeal on behalf of the National Truss, boxer KO's Leapy; man tries to exchange wife at registry office; abandoned sketch; animation- Muggsy Spaniel and Eggs Diamond; the Git family at a party; nice version of the preceding sketch; boxer KO's nun; Hank and Roy Spim, Aussie hunters stalk mosquitoes `There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito'; justices in disrobing room; Mrs Thing and Mrs. Entity discuss the subject of doing nothing and Beethoven and his Mynah bird `Sod the sugar bowl!', `Stuff the jam spoon!', Shakespeare, Michelangelo, W.A. Mozart, Colin Mozart ratcatcher at the Beethoven's flat `I told you to get off the piano you stupid flying buck toothed git! Get OFF!'; justices in disrobing room; credits.moreless
  • Deja Vu?

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 9/29/70

    Woman undresses by window, announcer by window; exploding animals; Hermit; credits; A bishop practicing for show #8, `This way please!' to the flying lesson sketch `Oh, Oh, Oh! No more butter scones for me Mater, I'm off to play the grand piano! Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane!'; BALPA spokesman protests; airplane hijacking sketch `don't anybody move, except of course for certain involuntary movements'; bus hijacking sketch; The poetry of Ewen MacTeagle `Can You Lend Me Fifty Pounds to Mend the Shed'; exploding animals, scotsman protests McTeagle sketch, gynecologist on his lunch hour; animation- little girl and men, hands and a lasso; psychiatric milkmen; complaints; psychiatric dairies, This way please; It's the Mind- the strange phenomenon of deja-vu; credits.moreless
  • The Spanish Inquisition

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 9/22/70

    Man flying into cliff; credits; Jarrow- New Years Eve 1911, interrupted by Spanish Inquisition; man asked to be in a sketch with a novelty salesman, man's head borrowed for animation- eyeball stolen and shot in cannon; new tax proposed on `thingie'; man on the street- What I would tax; snapshots with the Spanish Inquisition; animation- I confess!; semaphore version of Wuthering Heights, Julius Caesar on an Aldis Lamp, Gunfight at the O.K. Corral in Morse Code and the smoke signal version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes; charades in the Criminal Court, judge on trial, credits, Spanish Inquisition late for court.moreless
  • Intermission

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 1/11/70

    Undertakers carry Hermit on; a short intermission; credits; a medium-sized intermission; animation- "intermission" eaten; 'Please excuse my wife'; a whopping great intermission; animation- Pearls for Swine presents... cinema ads- ALBATROSS! Gannet on a stick!; more ads; policeman and man on corner ("Do you want to come back to my place"); Me Doctor?, chicken knight; Gumbies; Historical Impersonations- Cardinal Richelieu as Petula Clark and Marcel Marceau mimes a man being struck on the head by a sixteen-ton weight; schoolboys 'I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. She's got a big bottom!' and insurance agents; cops and robbers; Probearound looks at Magic and the police force; A.T. Hun turns himself in 'Curses! Curses!'; letters of protest, animated letter falls apart; Psychiatrist Larch sees a man about strange voices the man is hearing, man goes to see Larch's friend who specializes in these sort of things and gets an expensive operation, man found to have squatters in his stomach 'Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?'; animation- man complains 'What a way to end a series', smile; Hermit; credits.moreless
  • The Ant, an Introduction

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 12/14/69

    Hermit dodging landmines; credits; Part 2: The Llama, Live from Golder's Green- a Flamenco troupe explains the Llama `Llamas son mas grandes que las ranas'; and now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his nose; mountaineering sketch, two men skilled in climbing apply to an expedition to the twin peaks of Mt. Kilimanjaro; and now: Monty Python; a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose, and now in stereo; animation- saint selling encyclopedias; barber fights urge to kill, reveals he always wanted to be a lumberjack, song- Lumberjack Song; letters of protest; housewife protests about to much sex on television `I mean, I keep falling off', Prof. Gumby gives an opinion on television's influence; announcer grovels during introduction of star, `Ken Buddha, a smile, two bangs and a religion', animation- Brian Islam and Brucie; life in the country guns, guns, guns; knight with chicken not needed this week; and now: Victor and Iris's night alone together with Arthur Name `name by name but not by nature', Mr. & Mrs. Brian Equatol `like round the middle of the earth only with a L' `Oooh, I Wet um', a great poof and a Ken Shabby prototype with his goat, song- Ding Dong; Hermit; credits.moreless
  • For the Girl Who Has Everything

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 12/7/69

    Self-proclaimed "ghost hunter" James McAllister offers Jeff half the money he's making from millionaire Kim Wentworth to prove that her home, Crake Castle, is not haunted, even though McAllister claims to have seen the ghost. After Jeff and Marty join the case, McAllister turns up murdered.moreless
  • Full Frontal Nudity

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 12/7/69

    Hermit and bomb; credits; Episode 12b Full Frontal Nudity; man on the street interviews on full frontal nudity; an Army recruit wants out, gangsters offer protection to Colonel `things burn Colonel', Colonel ends sketch because of silliness; animation- Full Frontal Nudity; man in the street considers full frontal nudity; art critic reviews `the place of the nude in my bed... in art!'; newlyweds try to buy a bed and mattress; more men in the street; colonel warns again about silly sketches; two hermits talk about hermitting; animation- venus on the half shell; Pet Shop Sketch `but the palindrome of Bolton, would be notlob!'; newsreader announces frontal nudity; flasher; Hell's Grannies, baby snatchers, and viscous gangs of Keep Left signs, Colonel stops sketch; flasher; Hermit and bomb; credits.moreless
  • Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 11/16/69

    Hermit rowing boat; credits; Confuse A Cat Ltd.; animation- growing mustache; customs sketch; implications of law enforcement techniques of last sketch discussed by a duck, cat and a lizard; man in the street interviews about customs regulations, chicken knight; Police Constable Henry Thatcher's raid for substances of an illicit nature; letter of protest; letter of protest about letter of protest; housewife urges use of satire as a weapon, more man in the street interviews; newsreader wanted for jewel robberies, Match of the Day highlights missing so tonight's romantic movie highlight's shown instead; animation- Charles Atlas' Dynamo Tension Ad; management training course interview; career advisory board, burglar comes to sell encyclopedias; Hermit; credits.moreless
  • Owl-Stretching Time

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 10/26/69

    Hermit thrown off cliff; credits; Episode Arthur Part 7 Teeth, live from Cardiffs Room Libya; Art Gallery sketch, "fancy a Turner?"; an art critic- `but it's my only line!'; back to Cardiff Rooms- "It's a Man's Life in the Cardiff Rooms Libya"; Colonel objects to stolen slogan; viking `this is my only line'; milquetoast trying to change into swimsuit, striptease "It's a Man's Life Taking Your Clothes Off in Public"; Colonel objects again; how to defend yourself against a foe laden with Fresh Fruit "and pointed sticks. SHUT UP!"; animation- my last operation; 17th century aristocrat at beach; back at Cardiff Rooms; "It's a Man's Life in England's Mountain Green"; Colonel is furious; The Bookshop Sketch featuring "Arthur Lemming special investigator British Dental Association" and archvillain "The Big Cheese!"; song- Lemming of the B.D.A.; Colonel shuts show down; Hermit climbs back up cliff; credits.moreless
  • How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 10/19/69

    Hermit comes out of trees; credits; Episode 12b: How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Ways Away: No. 1: the Larch; Mr. Larch on trial for parking offense with Mrs. Fiona Lewis, the late Arthur Aldridge and Cardinal Richelieu as character witnesses, Dim of the Yard! in pursuit of a notorious Cardinal Richelieu impersonator, song- If I Were Not in the C.I.D., knight with rubber chicken; No. 1: the Larch; `Bicycle repairman, but how?!'; announcer goes crazy on commies, chicken knight; storytime about Rumpletweezer, Old Nick the Sea Captain and Rikki the Magic Pixie; animation- hippo and rabbits, vicar pounds man into ground; an announcer at the beach introduces: the Restaurant Sketch, announcer and chicken knight; animation- advertisement purchase a past; disappearing Milkman; BBC news announcer kidnapped while on air; No. 1 the Larch; schoolboys recognize trees, `Eric's written a sketch', `Say no more! Nudge! Nudge!'; Hermit; credits.moreless
  • Sex and Violence

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 10/12/69

    Sheep believing they are birds, sheep aviation, a man with three buttocks, pounding mice, a timid man and his wife, the Queen playing pranks, a man who would rather work in the coal mines than be a philosopher, upsetting his philosopher father, and men who want to become mice are featured in this episode.

  • Whither Canada?

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 10/5/69

    The debut episode features It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart featuring famous deaths; teaching Italian to Italians, pigs getting killed; whether Whizzo Butter is better than various things; Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson on It's The Arts; Picasso painting on a bicycle; and the world's deadliest joke.

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