Caroline: I never knew that being a mum would be this great. It's a love like no other. It's unconditional and fantastic. I get tearful just thinking about it. I worship my children. Some people think that you're not meant to, but I can't help it. They're perfect in every way. Some say that you should distance yourself from your kids, but to me they're the best thing in the world. And I'll punch anyone who says anything different.