Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler

Born

2/25/1975, Livingston, New Jersey

Birth Name

Chelsea Joy Handler

Gender

Female

Also Known As

The Sexy Handler
  • Chelsea Handler in Are You There, Chelsea?
8.1
out of 10
User Rating
98 votes

Biography

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Born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, Chelsea Handler is the youngest of six children. Chelsea was the star of Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly and starred in The Chelsea Handler Show on E!. She has costarred in several independent films, including Steamroommore

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Trivia and Quotes

  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Chelsea Handler: (on what Google news reports about her and rapper 50 Cent) He's just a friend of mine. You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

    • Chelsea Handler: (on crossing lines in her comedy when talking about her family) No. I call out their names and tell really embarrassing stories about them. They know what they're getting into. They've been related to me since I was born.

    • Chelsea Handler: (on her show After Lately) The show is a behind-the-scenes look at what happens at our office when the cameras are off... ...A perfect platform for people who have no business being on camera.

    • Chelsea Handler: I have more respect for somebody who's like, "Yeah I like to party, so screw off," then for Tara (Reid), who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway - not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

    • Chelsea: It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are 'taking a break.' Their engagement is off, and Heidi is going back to Colorado. This is really sad for Heidi and for all the Hills fans and for the entire state of Colorado.

    • Chelsea: My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It's really sad, because that's what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

    • Chelsea: Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter's house--obviously, they'll have a turkey with all-white meat.

    • Chelsea: I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.

    • Chelsea: I'll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

    • Chelsea: I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.

    • Chelsea: Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

SUBMIT REVIEW
  • Proof you can still sleep your way to the top

    1.0
    Chelsea Handler is as annoying as she is overrated. She contantly interups the other people on her round table, even though they are all funnier than she is. Her interview skills are non-existant andshe only talks about herself during the interview. Just when you think she can't get any worse, she has now developed an ego and likes to brag about how much money she has and that is just as tacky as her personal style. Every show is the same, blah,blah, I drink, blah blah I sleep around, blah, blah I have famous friends. Not only should her show be cancelled but she should have to give back all the money they paid her to do it in the first place. I know you have to be nontaltented idiot to star on an E! show, but this is just sad.moreless
  • Absolutely Love You Chelsea ! .........however.......

    9.0
    Dear Chelsea,

    How the hell do these message boards work????

    Anyhow.I'm not sure what has compelled me to write this butoh yaI know, it's probably that my son's been on summer holidays since June 15th and starbucks has decided to do a happy hour for teens at 3:00pm in my neighborhood .WTF !!! that just happens to coincide with my afternoon crash and requirement for an IV of KICK ASS coffee, againa world-wide WTF !!

    I do love watching you despite what I'm about to write:

    I thoroughly enjoy your laissez-faire/elitist humor/personality..HOWEVER simply CANNOT reconcile it with your WARDROBE!!!!!

    Again, YOU DON'T NEED TO CHANGE A THING butttttt there are some people in your organization who definitely need to!!!

    1. YOUR STYLIST: what the HELLLLLL is she doing???? Is there not enough in the wardrobe budget? If she/he/IT cannot find something more appealing for you to wear?? even a nuns outfit would at least be hot and not such a conflict with your fabulous personality, ugggg, kill me now

    2. Orjust fire the d__bf__k !!!

    3. Am I the only one who sees that Chuy is channeling Liberace???

    4. The 8th Wonder of the World is why does he wear a French Cap ????



    Again that is probably your STYLIST!

    FIRE that ($%*^%>?! ASAP



    Maybe you could incorporate some "ROLE PLAYING" attire in your show once a week, just a thought ))

    Anyhow that's my Rant and now onto more important world issues ie. my fundraising project for my much needed first pair of LouBoutins!



    Let's have a drink sometime and I'll tell you how I really feel!

    Cheers Girl

    You're Fabulous !moreless
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