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    • Chelsea Handler: (on what Google news reports about her and rapper 50 Cent) He's just a friend of mine. You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

    • Chelsea Handler: (on crossing lines in her comedy when talking about her family) No. I call out their names and tell really embarrassing stories about them. They know what they're getting into. They've been related to me since I was born.

    • Chelsea Handler: (on her show After Lately) The show is a behind-the-scenes look at what happens at our office when the cameras are off... ...A perfect platform for people who have no business being on camera.

    • Chelsea Handler: I have more respect for somebody who's like, "Yeah I like to party, so screw off," then for Tara (Reid), who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway - not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

    • Chelsea: It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are 'taking a break.' Their engagement is off, and Heidi is going back to Colorado. This is really sad for Heidi and for all the Hills fans and for the entire state of Colorado.

    • Chelsea: My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It's really sad, because that's what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

    • Chelsea: Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter's house--obviously, they'll have a turkey with all-white meat.

    • Chelsea: I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.

    • Chelsea: I'll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

    • Chelsea: I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.

    • Chelsea: Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

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