The Bitzi Saga: Alternate Ending
The final act of what becomes of Bitzi.
Cancel a Shin
In a last ditch effort to avoid being cancelled, the Noharas welcome a kappa into their home.
Cancel a Shin, Part 2
More kappa hijinks in an effort to get the show renewed.
First, Do No Farming
Shin's classmates enter a potato pulling contest.
Lust in Space
Shin wants to be an astronaut but he's got some peculiar ideas about life in space.
The Jackson Vibe
Shin and Mitzi run into Miss Katz in the massaging chair section of a department store but they mistake her for a zombie Michael Jackson.
The Noharas become members of a neighborhood watch.
A couple of characters take up hobbies to try and take their minds off of their personal demons.
Relapse (Don't Do It)
Bitzi's relapse coincides with a visit from Mitzi and Bitzi's father and its up to Mitzi and Shin to keep him in the dark.
Kids, Stroke Hard at Your Meet
The school competes in its first swim meet.
Sweat Shop 'til Ya Drop
The Noharas go to a factory outlet store and as usual, mayhem ensues.
The Audacity of Rope
The school competes in an interschool competition.
It's Snot Boo, It's an Alien
Maso has the gang thinking Boo is an alien disguised
The Rear End of the Affair
Grandpa Gin and Mitzi's relationship comes to an end.
The children attend an assembly to learn what to do if confronted by the Bind, Torture and Make into Apple Dumplings Killer.
Grandpa stops by unannounced to pitch his latest money making scheme but instead of Mitzi, it's Bitzi that he startles awake.
Pandamonium, Part 1
Shin encounters JoJo, a panda on a mission to join up with a female panda in plural panda marriage. Their trip to the zoo gets interrupted by gun toting terrorist pandas bent on revenge against Enchman for past panda crimes. And then things just get weirder.
Pandamonium, Part 2
A captured Enchman's fate is being decided by the panda matriarch. The kids decide to help free Enchman but will they be able to defeat the terrorist pandas?
In Test Anal Fartitude
Georgie is happy with his new Young Republicans group until a smelly situation reminds him who his real friends are.
TV Guided Tour
Shin and Mitzi manage to create chaos during a tour of the local TV Studios.
Fiery or a Wimpy Kid?
All the kids are starting to enjoy their new flaming capabilities. All the kids that is, except for Penny.
Jim Hanson Presents the Puppets
While visiting Puppetland, Shin becomes separated from his family, makes a strange new friend and almost gets a first hand look at the world of child trafficking
Little Miss Muff Dive, Part 1
Bitzi has a chance to further her career as a photographer but she would have to first become a lesbian.
Little Miss Muff Dive, Part 2
Deciding that furthering her career would be the best way to stay clean, Bitzi becomes determined to work with Fanny, no matter what it may cost.
The Noharas, along with Mitzi's dad, have an intervention for Bitzi.
Dog Day Laughternoon
Mitzi makes Shin walk Whitey which leads to Whitey having an interesting and exciting day.
While waiting in line for some donuts, Shin runs into Miss Polly waiting in the same line. And while she waits, she lets her neurosis shine on through for all to see.
So Long, Fire Well
It's The Flamer's last day of teaching and Penny pulls out all the stops to try and bag her man before he slips through her fingers.
Don't Tell Mom the Baby Sitter's Dad's Dad
It's a flashback episode in which we get to see what happened the first time Shin got babysat by Hiro's dad.
Girls Don't Melt
During an unusually cold day in July, Hima meets her first transgendered snowperson.
Fight Fire with Firing
Principal Ench wants to fire The Flamer so the gang stages a sit in in protest.
Dolphinfidelity, Part 1
Hiro goes on a business trip to Toba and refuses to take the family so of course Mitzi and the kids secretly follow him.
Dolphinfidelity, Part 2
Thinking Hiro is having an affair, Mitzi tries to catch him in the act.
Mo Bunny, Mo Problems
Shin Tries to help Flamer overcome his fear of rabbits.
All Your Baseballs Are Belong To Us
The gang drops by Principal Ench's place to visit while he's trying to watch an important baseball game.
Everybody Get Naked! (Volume Ten)
As always, family bath time is an experience to remember for the the Noharas.
Hiro and an unmarried co-worker each wish they had the other one's life while Bitzi tries to get Mitzi to live it up a little.
Requiem for a Dream Job
During recess, the gang shares their ideal dream jobs with each other.
Mitzi is talked into taking Shin to the Tower of Terrapintology to be tested for turtle demons.
Fibromyalgical Mystery Tour
After a neighbor gives Mitzi a 'medical mushroom', she and Hiro plan to enjoy an evening tripping on some blissful hallucinations.
Ai'll Be Back
The competition between Ai and Penny rise to a new level when the gang agrees to enact a script written by Ai and directed by Penny.
The Katz in the Cradle Robbing
Miss Katz finds herself in charge of getting Shin home when his parents fail to get him after school. Cranky and put off by this inconvenience, Shin makes her some special tea to help her relax; and then things get a little weird.
An Itzy Bitzy Drug Problem
Mitzi has Bitzi babysit the kids while going through brown-brown withdrawels.
Flamernator 3: Elimination Day
It's the American School versus the Canadian School in a deadly game of soccer.
Happiness Bunny's Revenge's Revenge's Revenge: With a Revengeance
After years of abuse, Happiness Bunny is finally able to experience some sweet revenge.
When The Whistlers Blow
The gang wants to learn how to whistle.
Trains, Trains and Trainomobiles
Mitzi and the kids take the train to the mall.
Weeding Out The Undesirables
The school hires The Flamer as the new soccer coach.
The Truth About Old People
Mitzi and Shin seek out a new restaurant Mitzi read about on a 30% off flyer.
Miss Polly Amorous
The thought of attending her first support group has made Miss Polly a nervous wreck so the gang tries to help her out with a little intervention therapy of their own.
Earn Nothing Norking From Home
Hiro has to spend some of the weekend working from home but to accomplish this, he must first get his family out of the house. After they leave, he decides to use the bathroom first and, thanks to Shin, this proves to be a big mistake.
All the Boo That's Fit to Print
Boo becomes a local celebrity after the newspaper prints a story about him and his "rights for rocks" stance.
Bringing Up Man Baby
Hiro is tasked with curing Yoshirin of his man-infant role playing problem.
Hate Balls of Fire
Shin encounters Flamer, another deluded local nut job.
Mitzi needs relief from a toothache and sets out to find a cheap, hunky dentist.
Beat the New Guy
Shin's school hires a new recess coach but the current nut job employees may prove to be too much for the home schooled guy.
For completely different reasons, both Shin and Georgie put on a dead girl's frock and play dress up.
Loose Pussy... Cat
The gang sets out to find a home for a homeless kitten.
A Brief Satire of the Third Reich's Occupation of France
Mitzi and Shin play war games.
Cupid for Stupid
Miss Katz falls in lust with a crazy French man.
Hiro's porn collection gets out of hand.
Love Is (Legally) Blind
Shin mistakenly believes glasses will make him sexy so sets out to damage his eyes.
It's Snot Boo, It's Me
Shin gets a runny nose and you know what that means, don't you? It means he and Boo can be snot brothers! What, that wasn't your answer?
The Secret Legacy of Ench-Man
The Super Happy Funtime American School is about to be un-quaranteened and reopened as soon as the staff pass their final medical examinations, which may not happen once Shin shows up.
A Star is Burned
Mitzi wants to be interviewed by the local news and asks Shin to help her become an interview star.
Three of Tarts
Shin manages to turn Georgie's threesome date into mayhem.
How We Spent Our Two-Year Summer Vacation
During a family outing to the beach, Hiro learns a few things. The first is that he will most likely end up regretting any sort of interaction he ever has with nubile young hotties, the second is that he sucks at beach volleyball, and lastly, he should never eat anything offered by any nubile young hottie ever again.
Anime Is For Children (And Loser Adults)
Mitzi and Hiro rock, paper, scissors to see who has to take Shin to the theater to see the latest kiddie anime. Mitzi ends up losing...in so many different ways.
Soaking Wet Country Club
Georgie invites the boys to come swim at his family's country club and then predictably ends up regretting it.