Chris (on his character in "Veronica Mars"): I asked if I could be the rapist, and they wouldn't let me. They were like "no, no, no, no, no." And then I was like, "can I at least get raped, so I can get a haircut?" I was hoping so bad that they would shave my head, and that didn't happen either. So, frankly, they don't listen to anything I say on that show. Can't win 'em all.