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  • Lois' Sister

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    S 5 : Ep 13 - 2/22/04

    Lois' younger sister, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and a cold shoulder for Hal – whom she has never forgiven for dumping her for Lois. At first Lois and Susan battle. When Lois discovers that Susan needs a kidney transplant, she puts her anger aside and offers to donate her kidney to Susan, which Susan only sees as the perfect opportunity for Lois to one-up her. Hal locks up Dewey's cotton candy machine and the engine to the car given to Malcolm and Reese in the garage. Dewey breaks in and goes cotton crazy, and Malcolm relies on Reese to come up with a genius plan to get the engine back. Francis takes charge of a girl guide group until a mutiny takes place.moreless
  • Softball

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    S 5 : Ep 12 - 2/15/04

    Malcolm signs up to play softball to get away from Lois only to find out she is the coach. He initially drops out, but winds up playing. Francis comes all the way home to prove to Lois that he is not lazy, after she called him that on the phone. Dewey cons Reese into doing a dangerous stunt involving collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard. When Hal, afraid his company will go under, tries to find work accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.moreless
  • Ida's Boyfriend

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    S 5 : Ep 11 - 2/8/04

    Ida announces she's getting married at the same time Malcolm gets his tongue pierced, Dewey ignores Reese, and Francis tries to get rid of a bad acting troupe Otto hired.
  • Hot Tub

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    S 5 : Ep 10 - 1/25/04

    Malcolm, excited that he just got his Learner's Permit, volunteers to take Polly to the drug store, but she really goes to get her mother's ashes back from her ex. This causes Malcolm to loose his license and get caught up in a fight between Polly and her ex. Dewey finds a new friend, Noah, who befriends Reese, but has ulterior motives. Hal buys a new hot tub, and Lois gets mad at him. Otto is convinced that he has a curse due to taking Gretchen away from an old friend of his.moreless
  • Dirty Magazine

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    S 5 : Ep 9 - 1/11/04

    Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine, which only backfires on him. Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks. Reese tells Dewey that he will gain power if he can make a seed sprout in a pile of dirt that he must hold in his hand, however it is actually a rock. Francis helps Otto learn to waltz for his 25th anniversary.moreless
  • Block Party

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    S 5 : Ep 8 - 1/4/04

    Malcolm and his family come home early from their vacation find that the neighbors have thrown their annual block party celebrating their absence. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. Hal and Lois enter a kielbasa-eating contest. Malcolm desperate to have someone like him unknowingly assists a robbery. On the ranch, Francis is asked by Otto to put on a cow costume to attract a bull, so they can get "seeds".moreless
  • Christmas Trees

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    S 5 : Ep 7 - 12/14/03

    Hal and the boys begin selling Christmas trees, but every time that they are about to gain money for actually doing it, something unexpected happens. At the ranch, Francis and Piama are reminded of home when Otto's relatives come to stay at the ranch, while Lois recruits the help of vagabonds in order to find a squirrel that bit Craig, to confirm if it has rabies.moreless
  • Malcolm's Job

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    S 5 : Ep 6 - 12/7/03

    Lois makes Malcolm and Reese get jobs. Reese gets one at a butcher shop. Malcolm gets a job working with Lois at the drugstore loading dock. Malcolm goes to talk to Lois and is shocked to find that she smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense. Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to the Ranch to be with Francis because he says he is tired of Reese and Malcolm. Hal is also busy, secretly betting on and entering Jaime in baby competitions.moreless
  • Malcolm Films Reese

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    S 5 : Ep 5 - 11/30/03

    Mr. Herkabe tells Malcolm that his midterm project is to film his brother. Later, Malcolm discovers that he humiliated Reese and that it was just a trap from Herkabe and he seeks revenge. Dewey skips school and begins to get extra cash as a street performer. Lois wants to buy a new washing machine and dryer. Hal discovers that people from his company keep being arrest due to fraud. Otto goes into a state of depression when the hotel gets a very bad review.moreless
  • Thanksgiving

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    S 5 : Ep 4 - 11/23/03

    Malcolm decides to skip Thanksgiving to go to a party, but things turn out different than what he expected when he finds himself drunk and a girl offers him sex. Reese becomes totally abusive to Hal and Dewey for not doing exactly what he says. Francis and Piama come to the house on the brink of divorce, and it is up to Lois to fix it.moreless
  • Goodbye Kitty

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    S 5 : Ep 3 - 11/16/03

    Stevie is excited about his mom coming back after a 2 month business trip, but the truth is his parents are divorced. Abe tells Hal and soon the whole family knows. While they fight over who should tell Stevie, Reese goes and does it. After finding out about it, Stevie begins to fall into a total depression and begins to talk with a computer. Malcolm tries everything to convince him to be back as he was, but it's useless. Hal, in an attempt to console Abe begins to turn into a second wife. Reese finds Lois' diary and thinks it's from a girl from school. Dewey returns to infancy to get more attention. Francis and Otto must kill a horse, but neither of them are able to do it.moreless
  • Watching The Baby

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    S 5 : Ep 2 - 11/9/03

    Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to pick up more diapers. When he gets there he realizes he forgot his wallet so Craig makes him work it off. Hal discovers that the night crew can't stand Craig and starts a mutiny. While the boys are watching Jamie, three beautiful teenage girls arrive and woo Malcolm, Reese and Stevie away for the night, leaving Dewey alone with the baby. Dewey concocts an elaborate bedtime story for Jamie involving each member of his family. Meanwhile, Lois is asleep and falls off the bed and her breathing rolls a ball of dust back and forth and it gets bigger and bigger.moreless
  • Vegas

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    S 5 : Ep 1 - 11/2/03

    The family travels to Las Vegas when Dewey enters his rabbit into a competition. Reese continues to fatten up the rabbit much to the dismay of Dewey and they get disqualified from the competition. Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to Dewey (with a little help from a "choking" Reese) to try and save the rabbit. After Malcolm tells Hal and Lois that they embarrass him, and that is why he didn't tell them he won state science honors he feels guilty and as a form of repayment, Malcolm gets great seats for him and Lois to see Lois' favorite singer. Lois then gets lucky and is invited backstage where all she really wants to do is figure out why Malcolm doesn't want her around. Hal, frantically searches all across Las Vegas for a slot machine that he has had dreams of winning the jackpot on. Francis is also in trouble when he gets behind on duties at the ranch, and for the first time sees that Otto isn't just a pushover for everything when they get stuck in a well together.moreless
  • Day Care

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    S 4 : Ep 22 - 5/18/03

    Now that the fifth child has arrived, Lois and Hal must find a way for someone to take care of Jamie. Later on, they discover that the church has a day care of their own, so they pretend to be Christians in order to get accepted, which makes Dewey and Reese start finding out the joy of life believing in God. Hal makes their Christian fellows to build up the broken wall, and Lois takes care of another child. Meanwhile, Francis tries to attract people to the ranch by faking a UFO sighting.moreless
  • Future Malcolm

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    S 4 : Ep 19 - 5/4/03

    Malcolm runs into a man named Leonard at the park who is very similar to Malcolm. Although he does not see the connection, Malcolm grows attached to the man and helps him out. Lois is upset that she keeps on gaining weight, but doesn't know that it is thanks to Hal. Dewey is convinced that the baby is telling to do things that keeps getting him in trouble. Meanwhile, Francis decides to become a nude model and begins to delight in the exposure.moreless
  • Reese's Party

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    S 4 : Ep 18 - 4/27/03

    When Hal and Lois go out of town for a "last chance" getaway before the baby comes, Reese has a big bash that gets out of hand. College-age thugs show up, cancel the party and set up a drug-making operation in the garage. Hal and Lois spend the whole time fighting. Dewey is off with Craig and helps him live the childhood he never had.moreless
  • Clip Show #2

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    S 4 : Ep 17 - 4/20/03

    Clips from past episodes are interwoven with the current squabbling of Hal and Lois, who set out to draw up a will and wind up at odds over their legacies and their kids.moreless
  • Garage Sale

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    S 4 : Ep 15 - 4/6/03

    Malcolm suggests that the family have a garage sale in order to earn money to pay for the repairs in Hal and Lois' room (caused by Hal in "Hal's Friend"). Lois, finally returning, decides to put Reese in charge, because while she was away she was reminded of her childhood and how she was never encouraged, and now wants to give Reese a chance to prove himself. Malcolm hates that Reese is in charge especially when he is instructed to throw out a Nortair 680B computer part (worth $1300). Malcolm plans on making everyone realize the mistake and enlists Craig's help. Hal finds an old transmission that he used to run a pirate radio and decides to hook it up for old times sake. Dewey decides to sell things from the house. Meanwhile, Francis tries to get Otto to open up about his long lost son.moreless
  • Hal's Friend

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    S 4 : Ep 14 - 3/30/03

    Malcolm tries to emancipate Dabney from his overbearing mother while Hal invites his ne'er-do-well old buddy to the house. Dewey pretends to talk to Lois on the phone so he can get Reese to do jobs for him. At the ranch, Francis is forced to share a room with Otto.moreless
  • Stereo Store

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    S 4 : Ep 13 - 3/16/03

    Due to the doctors not allowing Lois to return home yet, Hal has to pick up a second job at a stereo store. He gets instant praise from his boss, although his co-workers aren't much to brag about anyway. The boys are upset when they get a 16 year-old baby sitter, who uses mind games to get them to do whatever she wants. A movie is being shot at the ranch, and when Francis finds out what kind he is shocked. When Gretchen gets hired to play a role, Francis tries to stop it.moreless
  • Kicked Out

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    S 4 : Ep 12 - 3/9/03

    Hal is in charge while Lois is away, and has "zero tolerance". Malcolm sneaks out and when he gets caught sneaking back in he winds up getting kicked out of the house, and goes and lives in his girlfriend's attic. Hal feels guilty and goes on a frantic search for him. Francis gets annoyed with Otto and Gretchen's nephew when he constantly plays the piano every time Francis moves.moreless
  • Long Drive

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    S 4 : Ep 11 - 3/2/03

    Pregnant Lois has to stay at her sister's house for several days. While on the way there, she lectures Malcolm on everything about sex to Malcolm's strong disliking. Meanwhile, Hal's singing group finally gets to perform at the Elks Club but during rehearsal Dewey stirs up trouble when he points out that his father is always placed in the rear. Reese spends the day in jail with a group of troubled teens with the hope to shock-scare him. But Reese soon realizes the big bad prisoner can't really do anything so Reese begins to mock him. Meanwhile, Francis accidentally blows up Otto's beloved cow when he sprays it with cow dewormer then tries to brand it. Otto, not knowing the full story, is left brokenhearted thinking the cow ran away.moreless
  • If Boys Were Girls

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    S 4 : Ep 10 - 2/9/03

    After being rattled by a battle among the boys, a pregnant Lois ponders the consequences of raising another brawling kid. While shopping with the boys she fantasizes that her unruly sons have morphed into well-behaved young daughters. Meanwhile, Hal searches for the perfect Valentine's Day gift. When he finally finds it, it is sold out and he is determined to get it.moreless
  • Grandma Sues

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    S 4 : Ep 9 - 2/2/03

    Francis, Piama, AND Grandma Ida are all in town, which forces Malcolm to sleep in the backyard in a tent, putting him in an even worse mood than usual. After Grandma Ida falls on a leaf in the front she sues them. Things get worse when Lois finds out she is pregnant and tries to convince Grandma Ida to stop the lawsuit, but she refuses. Hal and Lois keep everything a secret from the boys, except that Francis knows about the lawsuit. Dewey and Reese come up with a plan to cheer everyone up by buying something really cool, unaware of everything going on.moreless
  • Boys At Ranch

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    S 4 : Ep 8 - 1/12/03

    Hal and the boys go to Francis's dude ranch for a weekend. When the boys do their usual antics (this time with ATV's), they are punished Lois-style by Francis. This sets Reese and Malcolm on a quest of getting the Francis they know back. Dewey bonds with Gretchen by cleaning numerous parts of the ranch, while Hal and Otto get drunk and lost in the desert.moreless
  • Malcolm Holds His Tongue

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    S 4 : Ep 7 - 1/5/03

    After joining the basketball team at school, Malcolm soon finds himself under the coach's skin due to his constant complaining, which eventually gets him kicked off the team. Determined to put an end to his horrible habit of talking before he thinks, Malcolm starts "holding his tongue" which solves all the problems with his coach, girlfriend, and parents, but it ends up causing more stress than before. Hal takes up speed walking and is desperate to be the best. Reese gets Craig to take him and Allison to a concert and Craig succeeds in ruining his date. Francis gets new boots and believes he knows how to loosen them up.moreless
  • Forbidden Girlfriend

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    S 4 : Ep 6 - 12/15/02

    Malcolm goes out to teach a girl trigonometry, but ends up falling in love with her, unfortunately her dad is an eccentric veteran who totally forbids him to be with his daughter, so they begin to see each other secretly. Dewey keeps getting money from neighbors for jobs they think he does, but it is actually a kid that looks like him. When Reese finds out he uses it to get back at a bully. Hal and Lois have to go a week without having sex and it actually makes them nicer and do a lot of jobs around the house. Francis has problems with other ranchers who keep on destroying a fence.moreless
  • Forwards Backwards

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    S 4 : Ep 5 - 12/1/02

    Malcolm and Reese take turns getting revenge on each other, each time upping the anti. Dewey is worried about a school play. Hal is over his head when he tries to buy a comic for Malcolm's birthday, and goes to Craig for help. Francis squares off with an "evil" cow.moreless
  • Stupid Girl

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    S 4 : Ep 4 - 11/24/02

    Malcolm gets a crush on a girl, Alison, but has problems because he thinks too much. He enlists the help of Reese who shows him how to shut his brain off, but it has bad consequences. Stevie is staying at the house because his parents are out of town and Lois enjoys his company because he is such a good kid. Hal wins $1000 from a lottery ticket and rents a steam roller. Otto gets tricked into buying cow sun block, and Francis must get the money back.

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  • Family Reunion

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    S 4 : Ep 3 - 11/17/02

    Hal's family is having a reunion and so the family goes. Lois is constantly insulted by the women, Hal's dad enjoys Civil War talk with Malcolm, Reese and Dewey try to get their hands on their grandfather's dough by being nice to him and Francis is bogged down by the children. Hal tries to bond with his dad especially when things get out of hand with Lois and the other women.moreless
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