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  • Rule 34

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 8/14/14

    Riki and Kate bang heads with their porn-star doppelgangers in a competition to compose a song for a TV show. Later, the singers' corporate gig hits a sour note.
  • Stiiiiiiill Horny

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    S 3 : Ep 13 - 5/14/14

    George is surprised by the age gap with Tessa's new circle of friends - a knitting circle. George, still whirling from his one night stand, chooses to write a song to his muse. Lisa and Malik aren't getting along.

  • Les Lucioles

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    S 3 : Ep 12 - 5/7/14

    Lisa and Malik's wedding is boycotted by his family, so he asks George to walk him down the aisle. Meanwhile, June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; and Sheila passes on some advice to her daughter on her big day.

  • Dalia Nicole Smith

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 4/30/14

    Dallas is determined to help Dalia find her calling after failing to get accepted into college. Tessa is forced to double date with George.

  • No, You Can't Sit With Us

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 4/23/14

    Tessa mentors her new protégée, someone from outside of the cool clique, for the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement to Chatswin society. But Tessa's rivalry with Dalia finds her stooping to Dalia's level to win. When the guys go for a boy's weekend camping trip, Fred loses Victor in the wilderness.

  • Opening Night

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    S 5 : Ep 17 - 4/22/14

    Rachel makes her Broadway debut in "Funny Girl."

  • Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure

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    S 5 : Ep 13 - 4/21/14

    Lana goes into labor as the rest of the former members of ISIS prepare to flee San Marcos. Amidst the chaos of the evacuation, the truth comes out about the cocaine's true origins.

  • Archer Vice: Filibuster

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    S 5 : Ep 12 - 4/14/14

    Interesting new roles are taken up by Cyril, Cherlene and Archer.
  • Ricksy Business

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 4/14/14

    While Jerry and Beth are away on their Titanic-themed vacation, Summer and Rick throw a party, much to Morty's dismay.

  • Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 4/7/14

    Rick is accused of murdering his dimensional counterparts and must clear his name to avoid "the machine of unspeakable doom".

  • Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II

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    S 5 : Ep 11 - 4/7/14

    Conclusion. Archer tries to keep a secret affair under wraps.
  • The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 4/2/14

    Tessa accompanies Dallas down South to attend Dallas' mother's funeral. George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper.

  • Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I

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    S 5 : Ep 10 - 3/31/14

    Once Gustavo Calderon learns that Cherlene is among his captives, the ISIS gang quickly goes from unwanted pests to honored guests and are invited to stay at the palace. As they settle in, things get dicey when Kreiger learns he is not alone, the maid Archer beds is anything but that and what sounded like fireworks go from pop pop to ka-boom.

  • Catch and Release

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 3/26/14

    Lisa has decided to propose to Malik, but things don't go as planned. Not sure how to assist her, Tessa go to George for advice. Tessa makes a decision to fight for Ryan. George thinks his girlfriend is rude to her employees.

  • Archer Vice: On the Carpet

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    S 5 : Ep 9 - 3/24/14

    Cyril, Ray and Archer successfully sneak back into the United States in their stolen plane laden with cocaine only to run into some ex-military weapons dealers running guns to South America.

  • Something Ricked This Way Comes

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 3/24/14

    While Morty reluctantly agrees to have Jerry help him with his science project, Rick believes there's something amiss with Summer's new employer, Mr. Needful, an odd little shopkeeper and his strange antique shop full of cursed items.

  • Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction

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    S 5 : Ep 8 - 3/17/14

    As Archer, Ray, and Cyril attempt to leave Colombia and head back home, Lana, Pam and Cherlene try to cheer Malory up with an impromptu spa day.

  • Rixty Minutes

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 3/17/14

    Rick upgrades the family's cable box to start receiving programming from every conceivable reality. What starts out as a good idea becomes problematic when the family is shown what their individual lives could have been like had they made different choices.

  • I'm Just Not That Into Me

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 3/12/14

    Tessa meets a male version of herself while at a college party with Lisa and Malik, and it's almost the perfect relationship. Dallas engages the services of a matchmaker to find someone for herself and Dalia. The matchmaker encourages Dallas to date herself, which leads to a makeover.

  • Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues

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    S 5 : Ep 7 - 3/10/14

    Archer's secret mission to Columbia becomes a not-so-secret mission when he gets drunk.

  • Raising Gazorpazorp

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 3/10/14

    While Rick and Summer get stranded on another planet, Morty learns about the ups and downs of fatherhood after he impregnates a sex robot.

  • About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 3/5/14

    Tessa and George's pack to stay out of Chatswin culture is tested when George becomes captivated with the new juice bar. To overcome the pull of Chatswin, George takes a trip with Fred to Manhatten to remind him of what's real. Tess is coerced into attending Evan's birthday party which results in her revealing what she really thinks of him.

  • Archer Vice: Baby Shower

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    S 5 : Ep 6 - 3/3/14

    Archer finds hiring Kenny Loggins for Lana's surprise baby shower is proving to be more difficult than he anticipated.

  • Blame It on the Rainstick

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    S 3 : Ep 5 - 2/26/14

    Noah's back in town after completing a court mandated anger management program. George can't believe the new docile Noah is the real thing so he decides to test him. Tessa meets a free spirited band in the park who aren't what they appear to be.

  • Archer Vice: Southbound and Down

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    S 5 : Ep 5 - 2/24/14

    Cherlene, who refuses to fly, has a gig in Texas so Archer procures a bus and a blocker car, a la Smokey and the Bandit, to get her there in time.

  • The Birds and the Biederman

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    S 3 : Ep 4 - 2/5/14

    After an encounter at the dog park, Dalia and Tessa help Dallas and George negotiate Chatswin to avoid any future awkward meetings. Lisa seems to be with Ryan's girlfriend, June, quite a bit of the time. Fred's worried that Sheila is pulling away from him.

  • Archer Vice: House Call

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    S 5 : Ep 4 - 2/3/14

    Drastic measures are chosen for Pam and Cheryl which proves to be too much for Ron Cadillac and everything must be kept hidden when a nosy FBI agent comes sniffing around.

  • Open Door Policy

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 1/29/14

    Since his break-up with Dallas, George has let himself go. Tessa is concerned enough that she call's George's dad to come help, but the sage advice has the opposite effect. Tessa finds out that Ryan is bringing his new girlfriend for a visit to Chatswin.

  • Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor

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    S 5 : Ep 3 - 1/27/14

    The former ISIS members must deal with the Yakuza after Pam swindles them out of a million dollars worth of amphetamines.

  • Rick Potion #9

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 1/27/14

    Morty asks Rick to make a potion that will cause Jessica, a girl he's infatuated with, to like him back. Rick complies but things don't go as planned due to a case of the flu and the antidote he creates just makes matters worse.

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