George is surprised by the age gap with Tessa's new circle of friends - a knitting circle. George, still whirling from his one night stand, chooses to write a song to his muse. Lisa and Malik aren't getting along.moreless
Lisa and Malik's wedding is boycotted by his family, so he asks George to walk him down the aisle. Meanwhile, June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; and Sheila passes on some advice to her daughter on her big day.moreless
Dallas is determined to help Dalia find her calling after failing to get accepted into college. Tessa is forced to double date with George.
Tessa mentors her new protégée, someone from outside of the cool clique, for the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement to Chatswin society. But Tessa's rivalry with Dalia finds her stooping to Dalia's level to win. When the guys go for a boy's weekend camping trip, Fred loses Victor in the wilderness.moreless
Rachel makes her Broadway debut in "Funny Girl."
Lana goes into labor as the rest of the former members of ISIS prepare to flee San Marcos. Amidst the chaos of the evacuation, the truth comes out about the cocaine's true origins.moreless
While Jerry and Beth are away on their Titanic-themed vacation, Summer and Rick throw a party, much to Morty's dismay.
Rick is accused of murdering his dimensional counterparts and must clear his name to avoid "the machine of unspeakable doom".
Tessa accompanies Dallas down South to attend Dallas' mother's funeral. George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper.
Once Gustavo Calderon learns that Cherlene is among his captives, the ISIS gang quickly goes from unwanted pests to honored guests and are invited to stay at the palace. As they settle in, things get dicey when Kreiger learns he is not alone, the maid Archer beds is anything but that and what sounded like fireworks go from pop pop to ka-boom.moreless
Lisa has decided to propose to Malik, but things don't go as planned. Not sure how to assist her, Tessa go to George for advice. Tessa makes a decision to fight for Ryan. George thinks his girlfriend is rude to her employees.moreless
Cyril, Ray and Archer successfully sneak back into the United States in their stolen plane laden with cocaine only to run into some ex-military weapons dealers running guns to South America.
While Morty reluctantly agrees to have Jerry help him with his science project, Rick believes there's something amiss with Summer's new employer, Mr. Needful, an odd little shopkeeper and his strange antique shop full of cursed items.moreless
As Archer, Ray, and Cyril attempt to leave Colombia and head back home, Lana, Pam and Cherlene try to cheer Malory up with an impromptu spa day.
Rick upgrades the family's cable box to start receiving programming from every conceivable reality. What starts out as a good idea becomes problematic when the family is shown what their individual lives could have been like had they made different choices.moreless
Tessa meets a male version of herself while at a college party with Lisa and Malik, and it's almost the perfect relationship. Dallas engages the services of a matchmaker to find someone for herself and Dalia. The matchmaker encourages Dallas to date herself, which leads to a makeover.moreless
Archer's secret mission to Columbia becomes a not-so-secret mission when he gets drunk.
While Rick and Summer get stranded on another planet, Morty learns about the ups and downs of fatherhood after he impregnates a sex robot.
Tessa and George's pack to stay out of Chatswin culture is tested when George becomes captivated with the new juice bar. To overcome the pull of Chatswin, George takes a trip with Fred to Manhatten to remind him of what's real. Tess is coerced into attending Evan's birthday party which results in her revealing what she really thinks of him.moreless
Archer finds hiring Kenny Loggins for Lana's surprise baby shower is proving to be more difficult than he anticipated.
Noah's back in town after completing a court mandated anger management program. George can't believe the new docile Noah is the real thing so he decides to test him. Tessa meets a free spirited band in the park who aren't what they appear to be.moreless
Cherlene, who refuses to fly, has a gig in Texas so Archer procures a bus and a blocker car, a la Smokey and the Bandit, to get her there in time.
After an encounter at the dog park, Dalia and Tessa help Dallas and George negotiate Chatswin to avoid any future awkward meetings. Lisa seems to be with Ryan's girlfriend, June, quite a bit of the time. Fred's worried that Sheila is pulling away from him.moreless
Drastic measures are chosen for Pam and Cheryl which proves to be too much for Ron Cadillac and everything must be kept hidden when a nosy FBI agent comes sniffing around.
Since his break-up with Dallas, George has let himself go. Tessa is concerned enough that she call's George's dad to come help, but the sage advice has the opposite effect. Tessa finds out that Ryan is bringing his new girlfriend for a visit to Chatswin.moreless
The former ISIS members must deal with the Yakuza after Pam swindles them out of a million dollars worth of amphetamines.
Morty asks Rick to make a potion that will cause Jessica, a girl he's infatuated with, to like him back. Rick complies but things don't go as planned due to a case of the flu and the antidote he creates just makes matters worse.moreless