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  • #213

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 3/12/91

    Sketches: • Cops - Good Cop/BadCop: They're getting the hang of it. • Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex. • Fact #1: Uncle Tony. • Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books. • Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop. • Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman. • Evil T: Maybe it's the letters? • Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing. • Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled. • Fact #4: Neighbors in love. • The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.moreless
  • #211

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 12/18/90

    Sketches: • Fact #2: Beethovens 5th • That's America: Bruce salutes America. • Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest. • Fact #3: Queen's ABC's • Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV. • Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play. • Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV. • Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon. • Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY • Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches. • Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish. • Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.moreless
  • #210

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 12/11/90

    Sketches: • Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight. • Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy. • Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers. • Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers. • Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies. • Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson. • Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is. • Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service. • Choclate: The girls have a get-together. • Eating In The Shower: Credits.moreless
  • #209

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 12/4/90

    Sketches: • Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea. • Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy. • Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad. • Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank. • The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street. • Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said. • Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out. • The Leash #2: Shelly Long. • The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone. • Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference. • Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.moreless
  • #208

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 11/13/90

    Sketches: • I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song. • Democracy: A birth of a nation. •Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired. • Cops - Duck: A duck? • Freak: A man who bleeds at will! • Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops. • Seminar Money Momentum!!! • Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin. • Liposuction: What a lovely song.moreless
  • #205

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 10/23/90

    Sketches: • The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole. • Cops - Shootout: A standoff. • Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison. • Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank. • Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action. • Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date. • Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops. • Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car. • Clean Sheets: Best things in life. • Justice: The trial of a lifetime.moreless
  • #204

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 10/16/90

    Sketches: • Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolick in a field. • Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay. • Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms. • Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date. • Cops - Stanze: The proper way. • The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot. • Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods. • Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago. • On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.moreless
  • #202

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 10/2/90

    Sketches: • Cops - O Canada: Our hoem and native land. • Trapper: The daily hunt begins. • Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again. • It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired. • The Loner: ...And his toe. • It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again. • Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness. • It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time. • Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.moreless
  • #120

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    S 1 : Ep 21 - 5/15/90

    Sketches: • Fat Man: The fat man song. • How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met. •Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids." • Bank People: Who the hell are they. • Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant. • Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians. • Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen." • The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.moreless
  • #119

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    S 1 : Ep 20 - 5/8/90

    Sketches: • Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women. • Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood. • Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock. • Tarantula: The pick up artist. • Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave. • Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin. • Car Ride: A nice ride through the country. • Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.moreless
  • #118

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    S 1 : Ep 19 - 5/1/90

    Sketches: • Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. • Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color. • Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office. • Crouton: The story of the big crouton. • Olympics: Tragedy at the olympics. • Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads. • Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it. • She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.moreless
  • #117

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    S 1 : Ep 18 - 4/24/90

    Sketches: • Boo!: The author of scary books. • Dracula: Leslie has a friend over. • The Middle: A comedy sketch premise. • Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over. • Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer. • B&K: A song and dance team. • Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.moreless
  • #116

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    S 1 : Ep 17 - 4/17/90

    Sketches: • The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen. • Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay. • Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens. • Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds. • Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player • Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works. • Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree. • Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.moreless
  • #115

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    S 1 : Ep 16 - 4/10/90

    Sketches: • Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row. • Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont. • Crazy Love: The men who love all women. • Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island. • Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop. • Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks. • Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.moreless
  • #114

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    S 1 : Ep 15 - 4/3/90

    Sketches: • Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut. • Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup. • Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued. • I Lied: Story of a man and his father. • Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience. • I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band. • My Routine: The everyday routine of one man. • Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class. • Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.moreless
  • #113

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    S 1 : Ep 14 - 1/30/90

    Sketches: • Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city. • Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party. •Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house. • Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift. • Lopez #2: Lopez continued. • No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers. • The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp. • Lopez #3: Lopez continued. • Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman. • Lopez #4: Credits.moreless
  • #112

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 1/23/90

    Sketches: • Turning Over: Kathie turns over. • Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home. • Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss. • Folk Music: A discussion of folk music. • Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood. • Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends. • Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentile shark.moreless
  • #111

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 1/16/90

    Sketches: • Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie. • Can Never Go Home Attilla and his lover have a spat. • Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw • Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love. • Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die. • Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Hawaii was better before." • Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.moreless