Chris Pontius

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Chris Pontius

Born

7/16/1974, Pasadena, California, USA

Birth Name

Christopher Andrew Pontius

Gender

Male
9.6
out of 10
User Rating
25 votes

Biography

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Chris Pontius is 5'8" tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. Some of Pontius' favourite things are: Movies: Big Trouble In Little China, North Shore TV Shows: Diff'rent Strokes, Scooby Doo Skateboarder: Jason Jesse Music: Misfits, Black Flag, Pixies, Elvis, Doo Rag, Bob Log III, White Stripes, Melvins,…more

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Trivia and Quotes

  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Chris: Ever since puberty, I've dreamed of being a centerfold in 'Playgirl'

    • Chris: They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

    • Chris: My job on the show is to be naked, not kill myself.

    • Chris: From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me.

    • Chris: I don't consider myself a stuntman but more of a sex symbol. My first experience with that was at age 7 when I performed an exotic strip show for my friend's mom after she caught me swimming naked in their pool. She told my mom on me, but secretly, I knew she loved it.

    • Chris: Regular underwear is too conservative for the likes of me. I'd seen pictures of those natives in the Amazon wearing g-strings for years and I'm like, "I want to be like those people!", you know? If you got it, flaunt it.

    • Chris: (When asked what his occupation is) I don't know, I just want to go all over the world and have fun. I am a barbarian.

    • Chris: [after Matt Hoffman attempts to jump the English Channel on his bike] He didn't even make it to England!

    • Chris: I can't believe I'm fishing with Steve-o as my bait!

    • Chris: Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.

    • Chris: [after being swatted by a puma while wearing a foam rubber mouse costume] I don't like him. He's mean.

    • Chris: Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!

SUBMIT REVIEW
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    6.0
    Chris Pontius is one of the lesser known members of the Jackass clan along with Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and Steve-O. Even so, his stunts are just as ridiculous, crazy and just plain hilarious as the other guys. Chris is best known for his hysterical interactions and pestering of Wee-Man.
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