Christopher Meloni


Christopher Meloni Trivia


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    • Christopher Meloni: (on his beginning doing TV commercials)
      You name it, bro, I advertised it. Some of it was totally cheesy. I did this commercial in Germany for a washing machine repair guy. When the housewife takes the clothes out of the machine she goes: 'Aii, Schmutzraender!' [Oh no, stains!] And I look at her and repeat: 'Aii, Schmutzraender!' I went around Hamburg, trying to pick up chicks with this one lame phrase. Needless to say, I never got laid in Hamburg.