Mine is "Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter"
ok, as far as i know this is new, i mean the whole forum for a person thing...anyways, does anyone have any news about cn
first of all i can't believe no one made a tread about this here are some chuck norris facts feel free to post more 1.chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding 2.when chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken 3.chuck norris invented water 4.chuck norris doesn't believe… More in germany 5.chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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Chuck Norris was a horrible actor. He was really stale and his performances were often very wooden. He had no expression whenever he acted and it was really boring. Aside from that, he is a television star and an okay martial artist. I have to say that he was the star of the show Texas Ranger and he made the show worth watching because of his stunts. He is a decent person and I think that he would be a nice person to meet in real life. Overall, I respect him for what he has done and I think he is okay. Thank you.
Well I don't know him to well but I love to make up jokes about him and look at other jokes about him. My favorite Chuck Norris joke is "When Chuck Norris goes into the pool Chuck Norris dosen't get wet the water gets Chuck Norised Oh you got owend. Even my friend can make up jokes his worst is "Chuck Norris is fearless..... Yo Mama so ugly even Chuck Norris is afraid" LAME. Well I geuss the hip fads are randomly saying Chuck Norris and Barack Obama T-Shirts. Even though I don't watch him I love his jokes.
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He is a talented actor. I admire his role as Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. I have never seen him look at the camera. He works so hard and puts a lot of effort in his work. He is my idol. He is sensational. Chuck is very convincing in the roles that he plays. I must add that he is an expert at martial arts and his moves are breath taking and very suspensful. I admire his work and all that martial arts has gotten him far in life. He takes his career one step at a time. I wish to meet him in near future.
when chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken
chuck norris invented water
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris counted to infinity.....twice!
chuck norris went to the virgin islands when he came back they were just called the islands
chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wanted
there is no evolution just a line of animals chuck alows to live
Magyver can build an airplane out of matches an gum but chuck norris can kill him and take it
chuck norris eats lightning and farts thunder
You know that children wear shirts with Superman and Superman wears shirt with Chuck Norris?
Well it sounds a bit funny, in fact sometimes is really strange how Chuck himself can beat down a dozen men without being dog-tired or even being hurt, don't even think about a serious hurt. Can you imagine being attacked by five men who are striking one by one? I think it's a bit unrealistic, but I still think Chuck is really amazing in what he can do. He has all my adoration.
But ... I still can't understand how he can burn ants with lens ... in the middle of the night (;
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