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    Money_bag

    [1]Aug 16, 2007
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    first of all i can't believe no one made a tread about this

    here are some chuck norris facts feel free to post more

    1.chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding

    2.when chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken

    3.chuck norris invented water

    4.chuck norris doesn't believe in germany

    5.chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

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    zombiegoblin

    [2]Oct 7, 2007
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    1.Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.

    2.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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    dude6363

    [3]Oct 20, 2007
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    1. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    2. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    3. Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

    4. On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce

    5. Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

    6. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

    7. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

    And of course....

    8. CHUCK NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

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