Chuck Norris


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  • Although starting his acting career in 1562, Chuck Norris continues to amaze me.

    Chuck Norris, born in 1355, is one of the most looked up to actors in Hollywood. He has ties to some of the greatest world leaders and had a part in the creation of the universe. Chuck Norris is mainly known for his reality TV show in which he travelled the world battling aliens, giant lizard and Pokemon Christmas Specials.

    In 1278 (77 years before his birth) Chuck Norris invented a substance known as water shortly after defeating Mr. T in the battle of Xiafgagfdgn oerg 0 (a word only Chuck Norris can pronounce).

    In 2066, Chuck Norris fought Martha Steward for ultimate control of the universe. Because this date hasnt actually come yet, its unsure who won. So until then, keep your eye out for this martial arts expert, because if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may just be seconds away from death.